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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1059444 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3015 on: July 18, 2016, 10:01:04 am »

Erdogan should join the EU to gain access to muh clout

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Quote from: Paul-Henry Spaak
Europe consists only of small countries, some of which know it and some of which don’t yet.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3018 on: July 18, 2016, 10:47:07 am »

Rofl, the French booed a socialist PM who told them to accept terrorist attacks

The enrichment will not be a quiet one it seems

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3019 on: July 18, 2016, 10:50:21 am »

Rofl, the French booed a socialist PM who told them to accept terrorist attacks

The enrichment will not be a quiet one it seems

Well he didn't directly say they need to accept them, he just asked them to be realistic and acknowledge that zero risk of terrorism is unachievable.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3020 on: July 18, 2016, 10:57:55 am »

also, even before you reach the unachievable 0, the cost of reducing terrorism becomes higher than the terrorist attacks themselves.

edt: not to say that the actual state is the optimum. I am sure much can still be done to reduce risk without excessive cost.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3021 on: July 18, 2016, 11:01:04 am »

The comments I've seen from the booer were mostly people angry that the whole Promenade had been highly securized for the ceremony, while according to them there wasn't a policemen in sight on the 14th. They're mad at Valls showing up and tying down their security.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3022 on: July 18, 2016, 11:20:21 am »

Angela Merkel took the time to personally make a telephone call to Erdogan and tell him that reintroduction of the death penalty means an immediate end to the procedure for joining the EU.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3023 on: July 18, 2016, 11:27:05 am »

I can only imagine how did that talk go and every version I imagine is hilarious.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3024 on: July 18, 2016, 11:28:08 am »

Angela Merkel took the time to personally make a telephone call to Erdogan and tell him that reintroduction of the death penalty means an immediate end to the procedure for joining the EU.

It's actually kinda sad that all the previous moves towards a dictatorship apparently weren't an end to joining the EU......


But seriously who even wants Turkey in the EU on EITHER side?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3027 on: July 18, 2016, 11:39:13 am »

Some background on the Nice attacker. It funny how many of those terrorists are people that weren't really religious until they radicalized.

Yes, it is fairly common for people to not be something before they become it :P

You can be religious without being a radical. I mean, the guy was a alcohol-drinking, pork-eating guy that wasn't into religion. The Brussels attackers were avid club-goers. It kind of make sense I guess, if you are already religious, you are less likely to fall for ISIS's version of Islam.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3029 on: July 18, 2016, 12:36:12 pm »

Some background on the Nice attacker. It funny how many of those terrorists are people that weren't really religious until they radicalized.

Yes, it is fairly common for people to not be something before they become it :P

You can be religious without being a radical. I mean, the guy was a alcohol-drinking, pork-eating guy that wasn't into religion. The Brussels attackers were avid club-goers. It kind of make sense I guess, if you are already religious, you are less likely to fall for ISIS's version of Islam.

You can be religious and eat pork and drink alcohol and without going to the mosque as well. This is basically just his uncle pulling a "No True Scotsman" to distance himself and his faith from the terrorist (not that I hold that against him, it's pretty understandable).
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