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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3000 on: July 18, 2016, 06:08:45 am »

Tfw BBC political islam committee is on right now

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3001 on: July 18, 2016, 06:22:08 am »


BTW,  Erdogan is aproaching Stalin's level of army purging here. Can we say goodbye to a strong Turkish armed forces (on other hand... Are forces that can't capture two cities in their own country strong?)

May be the reason is, that they were not that brutal type, which can roll over protesting crowd with tanks?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3002 on: July 18, 2016, 06:31:35 am »

EU chief of foreign relations, Frederica Mogherini made it official. She told Turkey that "No counrty can join the EU that reintroduces death penalty."

Kerry, meanwhile, has stated that he has not recieved any formal request to extradite Gulen. Erdogan had asked the US to extradite Gulen, but Kerry says that that does not count as a formal request, and told premier Yilderim that there are official channels for such a request. He added that "Turkey needs to produce evidence, not accusations".

Premier Yildirim has responded, saying that "We are very disappointed that the American government asks for evidence, whilst our democratic government is under attack. At this point, we could even question our friendship".

Exit Turkey from NATO when? US still thinks their nukes are safe on Turkish bases yes?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3003 on: July 18, 2016, 06:38:17 am »

EU chief of foreign relations, Frederica Mogherini made it official. She told Turkey that "No counrty can join the EU that reintroduces death penalty."

Kerry, meanwhile, has stated that he has not recieved any formal request to extradite Gulen. Erdogan had asked the US to extradite Gulen, but Kerry says that that does not count as a formal request, and told premier Yilderim that there are official channels for such a request. He added that "Turkey needs to produce evidence, not accusations".

Premier Yildirim has responded, saying that "We are very disappointed that the American government asks for evidence, whilst our democratic government is under attack. At this point, we could even question our friendship".

Exit Turkey from NATO when?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3004 on: July 18, 2016, 06:39:46 am »

"We are very disappointed that the American government asks for evidence"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3005 on: July 18, 2016, 06:49:28 am »

"whilst our government is under attack"

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3006 on: July 18, 2016, 06:53:44 am »

I wonder how Turkey exiting NATO would work out for their relations with Russia. Are there any ethnic Russians around Bosphorus that would secede from Turkey so they could join Russia?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3007 on: July 18, 2016, 07:02:09 am »

The Oppressed Russian Minority exists wherever Putin casts his gaze
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3008 on: July 18, 2016, 07:02:42 am »

I wonder how Turkey exiting NATO would work out for their relations with Russia. Are there any ethnic Russians around Bosphorus that would secede from Turkey so they could join Russia?
50,000 Russians live in Instanbul, Ankara and Malatya

So not really no, unless Putin wants to gib Constantinople to Greece, or give it to Kurds

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3009 on: July 18, 2016, 07:12:01 am »

Forget Martel, we need Constantine.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3010 on: July 18, 2016, 07:20:28 am »

I wonder how Turkey exiting NATO would work out for their relations with Russia. Are there any ethnic Russians around Bosphorus that would secede from Turkey so they could join Russia?
50,000 Russians live in Instanbul, Ankara and Malatya

So not really no, unless Putin wants to gib Constantinople to Greece, or give it to Kurds
Who even needs Constantinople? It's full of Erdogan's fanatic supporters, better just avoid it.

Forming Kurdistan from the southern/eastern parts of Turkey + northern Syria & Iraq is a much better affair, since it has de-facto international (i.e. NATO) support.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3011 on: July 18, 2016, 07:21:04 am »

Well, Milosevic once famously claimed that any land where any Serb bones are buried is Serbian clay, and Putin seems to have a similar stance, so 50k Russians is plenty. And controlling the gates of the Black Sea would be a huuuge deal for Russia, so I'm confident he'd find a reason to invade Turkey if it lost NATO protection.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3012 on: July 18, 2016, 07:36:27 am »

Well, Milosevic once famously claimed that any land where any Serb bones are buried is Serbian clay
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3013 on: July 18, 2016, 07:36:50 am »


BTW,  Erdogan is aproaching Stalin's level of army purging here. Can we say goodbye to a strong Turkish armed forces (on other hand... Are forces that can't capture two cities in their own country strong?)

It's still only a minority of the army high command.

Coups almost always only succeed if a majority of top military commanders supports it or the opponents are instantly pacified.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #3014 on: July 18, 2016, 08:37:58 am »

Looks like USA is not amused with Turkey's purging antics:
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NATO also has a requirement with respect to democracy,” Kerry told reporters after European Union foreign policy chief Federica Mogherini warned Turkey not to execute coup plotters. She noted that countries with the death penalty cannot join the European Union, as Turkey, a NATO member, has sought to do.

State Department spokesman John Kirby said that while NATO will be watching Turkey carefully, “it’s too soon to say that their membership is at risk.”
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