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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1107425 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2715 on: July 13, 2016, 08:35:04 pm »

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Andrea Lüdtke, the head teacher, refused. “He is by no means a radical or extremist,” she told Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper.
He is, however, extremely rude.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2716 on: July 13, 2016, 08:43:04 pm »

What if the teachers reaction? That wasn't very polite either. Setting superb examples for their charges.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2717 on: July 14, 2016, 12:36:41 am »

100 years ago it was the height of rudeness for a boy to touch a girls hand. Not untill marriage surely.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2718 on: July 14, 2016, 01:55:54 am »

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Andrea Lüdtke, the head teacher, refused. “He is by no means a radical or extremist,” she told Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper.
He is, however, extremely rude.
What if the teachers reaction? That wasn't very polite either. Setting superb examples for their charges.

Ah yes, how rude of her to protest when insulted.

We had a similar thing happen in Sweden recently where the Greens nominated some-guy-whose-make-i-dont-remember to some-position-i-dont-remember and it turned out the guy had been refusing to shake hands with women for years without anyone stepping up and telling him that's not acceptable behaviour, particularly not in a supposedly feminist party. It caused quite a bit of stir and he was made to step down or out or whatever.

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2719 on: July 14, 2016, 03:19:57 am »

Personally I think that non-discrimination is more important than religious freedom, so I kinda agree with the teacher's boycot (even though I think they should have thought up something that did not affect the rest of the classmates).
Not shaking hands, just because of sexe, is sexist discrimination using religious freedom as a pathetic excuse.

It's just as bad as a KKK member refusing to shake hands with a black person.


So, please do shake hands with women #MakeAllahGreatAgain
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2720 on: July 14, 2016, 03:32:25 am »

What if he refused to shake hands with anyone?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2721 on: July 14, 2016, 03:38:00 am »

I'd be okay with that.

If some religious guy would come and say "I am not allowed to shake hands with a woman because of my beliefs, but I also don't want to discriminate, so I decided to not shake hands with anyone", I'd be all like "Yo, welcome to our modern world brother. Can I hug you?"
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2722 on: July 14, 2016, 08:45:45 am »

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Andrea Lüdtke, the head teacher, refused. “He is by no means a radical or extremist,” she told Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper.
He is, however, extremely rude.
What if the teachers reaction? That wasn't very polite either. Setting superb examples for their charges.

Ah yes, how rude of her to protest when insulted.

We had a similar thing happen in Sweden recently where the Greens nominated some-guy-whose-make-i-dont-remember to some-position-i-dont-remember and it turned out the guy had been refusing to shake hands with women for years without anyone stepping up and telling him that's not acceptable behaviour, particularly not in a supposedly feminist party. It caused quite a bit of stir and he was made to step down or out or whatever.

I'd linkalink but I'm on my phone and have to get going for work, so no time.

It's discrimination one way or the other. Aye, refusing to shake the hand of a woman is stupid, but then having a shitfit because someone won't shake the hand of a woman for religious reasons is also stupid.

The fact the teachers just went from "oh that's not nice" to "FUCKING MUSLIM BASTARD WON'T HAVE US SUPPORT HIM AT THE CEREMONY, BUT THIS IS GOING TO AFFECT MORE THAN JUST HIM SO OOPS" instead of, you know, maybe talking to him and/or his parents about it... most stupid.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2723 on: July 14, 2016, 09:29:21 am »

I'd be okay with that.

If some religious guy would come and say "I am not allowed to shake hands with a woman because of my beliefs, but I also don't want to discriminate, so I decided to not shake hands with anyone", I'd be all like "Yo, welcome to our modern world brother. Can I hug you?"
Ey what now

So you'd be ok with him doing the same thing for no reason, but because he does it for his beliefs it becomes wrong

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2724 on: July 14, 2016, 09:43:07 am »

What if he refused to shake hands with anyone?

For religious reasons? He would still be extremely disrespectful to everyone he meets, but at least he would be fair. But this what if question is really rather irrelevant because there is a huge issue of context here in which Muslim dogma treats women like lesser beings, and this is an expression of that. A situation in which he would "not shake hands with anyone" wouldn't be.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2725 on: July 14, 2016, 09:54:48 am »

I'd be okay with that.

If some religious guy would come and say "I am not allowed to shake hands with a woman because of my beliefs, but I also don't want to discriminate, so I decided to not shake hands with anyone", I'd be all like "Yo, welcome to our modern world brother. Can I hug you?"
Ey what now

So you'd be ok with him doing the same thing for no reason, but because he does it for his beliefs it becomes wrong
Huh? No? What made you think that?
I'd be okay with him doing it for his belief, as long as he does not discriminate. Don't know how you can read what you read into that sentence.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2726 on: July 14, 2016, 10:36:42 am »

Huh? No? What made you think that?
I'd be okay with him doing it for his belief, as long as he does not discriminate. Don't know how you can read what you read into that sentence.
Were you not replying to Sheb?

What if he refused to shake hands with anyone?
I'd be okay with that.

If some religious guy would come and say "I am not allowed to shake hands with a woman because of my beliefs, but I also don't want to discriminate, so I decided to not shake hands with anyone", I'd be all like "Yo, welcome to our modern world brother. Can I hug you?"
Cos if not, who were you replying to?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2727 on: July 14, 2016, 10:46:07 am »

I'n my culture we murder murderers, but don't murder non-murderers, but that's unfair and discriminatory so how about we just be fair and murder everyone?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2728 on: July 14, 2016, 10:54:21 am »

Apparently the FM called BoJo a liar on radio this morning. This is starting well. :D
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2729 on: July 14, 2016, 11:00:10 am »

Which FM? Foreign Minister or First Minister?

Fakedit: Neither, upon checking. Whoops :))
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