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Author Topic: The friendly and polite Europe related terrible jokes thread  (Read 1059157 times)

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2730 on: July 14, 2016, 11:05:59 am »

I was replying to Sheb but I do not understand how you translate what I wrote to "I'm okay with it for no reason, but it's wrong because he does it for religious reason". You must have misread what I wrote.

Let me try and rephrase.
If the guy says "I am not allowed to shake hands with women because of my religion, but I don't want to discriminate, so I've decided to shake no hands at all",
I'll be like "Great! Cool! You get your religious freedom to not touch a woman, and woman get their freedom to not be discriminated. Good solution, since there's no human right saying anyone has a right to get their hand shaken. Welcome to the club of people who put some effort into thinking about living together with different cultures. I'd high-five, but well, yer, erm."
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2731 on: July 14, 2016, 11:21:03 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2732 on: July 14, 2016, 12:19:12 pm »

I was replying to Sheb but I do not understand how you translate what I wrote to "I'm okay with it for no reason, but it's wrong because he does it for religious reason". You must have misread what I wrote.
Let me try and rephrase.
If the guy says "I am not allowed to shake hands with women because of my religion, but I don't want to discriminate, so I've decided to shake no hands at all",
I'll be like "Great! Cool! You get your religious freedom to not touch a woman, and woman get their freedom to not be discriminated. Good solution, since there's no human right saying anyone has a right to get their hand shaken. Welcome to the club of people who put some effort into thinking about living together with different cultures. I'd high-five, but well, yer, erm."
Ah, so you'd be ok with him shaking no one's hands regardless of belief as opposed to only women

By this same metric, would the teachers boycotting all their students instead of singling out the Muslim student be morally superior for spiting all of their students because one didn't want to shake their hands?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2733 on: July 14, 2016, 02:06:45 pm »


Ah, so you'd be ok with him shaking no one's hands regardless of belief as opposed to only women

By this same metric, would the teachers boycotting all their students instead of singling out the Muslim student be morally superior for spiting all of their students because one didn't want to shake their hands?
I don't see how those cases would share a common metric. They are completely different things. No comparison possible.

But if you want my opinion on that, like I wrote before, I think the teachers were in their right to protest (since the women were being discriminated), but the form of protest they chose (a boycot) also affected the rest of the class, which I don't approve of.

So in answer to your question, no I don't think that would be morally superior. Punishing the collective for the deeds of an individual is unjust. It's something the nazis did a lot. Publicly killing random people because the resistance stole some food.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2734 on: July 14, 2016, 02:10:51 pm »

That was quite the Godwin.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2735 on: July 14, 2016, 02:20:40 pm »

So in answer to your question, no I don't think that would be morally superior. Punishing the collective for the deeds of an individual is unjust. It's something the nazis did a lot. Publicly killing random people because the resistance stole some food.
I'm here to say yes, they did this, but their favorite thing to do was a little more specific:
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2736 on: July 14, 2016, 03:46:12 pm »

Taking hostages like that is one of those more brutal acts of warfare that I find hard to condemn wholesale. Sure, it's innocents being killed, but in defense against unlawful ways of conducting warfare, and (if you go about it with more decency than the Nazis) with proper warning and proportion.

If applied fairly (well, "fairly") and consistently by all sides, it could prove a powerful deterrent against breaking the laws of warfare in the way that partisans often do. The only proper argument against it hinges on the - quite frankly artificial - distinction between soldier's lives and civilians' lives. If killing a civilian means two soldiers or however many may stay alive, why not make the trade? Why is killing a soldier for military gain morally acceptable, but killing civilians is not? This becomes even more absurd when you consider that accepting collateral damage is perfectly legal and legitimate in warfare, as long as it stays within reasonable bounds.

For the record: The criteria I am imagining certainly are not met by the massacres conducted by the Nazis, and I do not mean to exculpate them.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2737 on: July 14, 2016, 04:15:18 pm »

Depends on whether you're conducting total war or not innit

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2738 on: July 14, 2016, 04:51:17 pm »

Fuck shit. A truck ran into a crowd in Nice just now. The mayor of Nice Twittered there's dozens of dead, and there's reports of a firefight between the police and the truck's drivers.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2739 on: July 14, 2016, 04:56:36 pm »

The truck, with police behind a tree
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2740 on: July 14, 2016, 04:59:06 pm »

Fuck shit. A truck ran into a crowd in Nice just now. The mayor of Nice Twittered there's dozens of dead, and there's reports of a firefight between the police and the truck's drivers.
What's the betting it's some ISIS fucksticks?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2741 on: July 14, 2016, 05:00:51 pm »

That article is paywalled.
French authorities told BFMTV that there's at least 100 dead. Public celebrating 14th july has been struck by mass panic.
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« Reply #2742 on: July 14, 2016, 05:05:33 pm »

The timing couldn't be worse for Hollande. Just today, he gave an interview with BFMTV in which he promised that the National State of Emergency which has been in effect since 13th of november last year will absolutely and certainly be lifted on the 26th of july.

I'm quite sure he'll give a new interview tomorrow saying he'll extend it after all :(

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2743 on: July 14, 2016, 05:09:07 pm »

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« Reply #2744 on: July 14, 2016, 05:11:59 pm »

Goddamnit.

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