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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2700 on: July 13, 2016, 05:03:12 am »

Well, that's kind of missing the point of the Foreign Legion, isn't it? The whole idea is that neither party has much loyalty to the other, FFL is essentially a bunch of expressly expendable foreigners for the French government to deploy as a military force.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2701 on: July 13, 2016, 08:13:47 am »

Well, that's kind of missing the point of the Foreign Legion, isn't it? The whole idea is that neither party has much loyalty to the other, FFL is essentially a bunch of expressly expendable foreigners for the French government to deploy as a military force.
Also the most likely enemy the German gov has to fight are nazi Germans, who would gravitate towards army posts
Having an army that sympathizes with nazis could very quickly turn into a professional nazi army, thus having a diverse one actually has less conflicts of loyalty, presuming they vet for cheeki jihadis

Basing it on the FFL where service = citizenship would be a great way to socially integrate Germany and newGermans in addition to providing manpower for such a FFL, as Germany has now an overabundance of young foreign men with nothing much to do
This would also allow Germany to take a more active and not retarded foreign policy on the world stage

10/10 would recommend again

P.s. if you want expendable foreigners just do a Saudi Arabia and hire loads of mercenaries

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2702 on: July 13, 2016, 09:48:45 am »

Well, that's kind of missing the point of the Foreign Legion, isn't it? The whole idea is that neither party has much loyalty to the other, FFL is essentially a bunch of expressly expendable foreigners for the French government to deploy as a military force.
Also the most likely enemy the German gov has to fight are nazi Germans, who would gravitate towards army posts
Having an army that sympathizes with nazis could very quickly turn into a professional nazi army, thus having a diverse one actually has less conflicts of loyalty, presuming they vet for cheeki jihadis

Basing it on the FFL where service = citizenship would be a great way to socially integrate Germany and newGermans in addition to providing manpower for such a FFL, as Germany has now an overabundance of young foreign men with nothing much to do
This would also allow Germany to take a more active and not retarded foreign policy on the world stage

10/10 would recommend again

P.s. if you want expendable foreigners just do a Saudi Arabia and hire loads of mercenaries
I think you're onto something there, Germany starts this foreign legion, recruits it's 20 million Syrian refugees who join for citizenship, then they can send the 'army' over to the Middle East to recover their homeland.
Doesn't particularly matter if they win, if not we'll you don't need refugee camps anymore.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2703 on: July 13, 2016, 10:04:21 am »

Well, that's kind of missing the point of the Foreign Legion, isn't it? The whole idea is that neither party has much loyalty to the other, FFL is essentially a bunch of expressly expendable foreigners for the French government to deploy as a military force.
Also the most likely enemy the German gov has to fight are nazi Germans, who would gravitate towards army posts
Having an army that sympathizes with nazis could very quickly turn into a professional nazi army, thus having a diverse one actually has less conflicts of loyalty, presuming they vet for cheeki jihadis

Basing it on the FFL where service = citizenship would be a great way to socially integrate Germany and newGermans in addition to providing manpower for such a FFL, as Germany has now an overabundance of young foreign men with nothing much to do
This would also allow Germany to take a more active and not retarded foreign policy on the world stage

10/10 would recommend again

P.s. if you want expendable foreigners just do a Saudi Arabia and hire loads of mercenaries
I think you're onto something there, Germany starts this foreign legion, recruits it's 20 million Syrian refugees who join for citizenship, then they can send the 'army' over to the Middle East to recover their homeland.
Doesn't particularly matter if they win, if not we'll you don't need refugee camps anymore.
A middle eastern bay of pigs invasion?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2704 on: July 13, 2016, 10:40:21 am »

Well, that's kind of missing the point of the Foreign Legion, isn't it? The whole idea is that neither party has much loyalty to the other, FFL is essentially a bunch of expressly expendable foreigners for the French government to deploy as a military force.
Also the most likely enemy the German gov has to fight are nazi Germans, who would gravitate towards army posts
Having an army that sympathizes with nazis could very quickly turn into a professional nazi army, thus having a diverse one actually has less conflicts of loyalty, presuming they vet for cheeki jihadis

Basing it on the FFL where service = citizenship would be a great way to socially integrate Germany and newGermans in addition to providing manpower for such a FFL, as Germany has now an overabundance of young foreign men with nothing much to do
This would also allow Germany to take a more active and not retarded foreign policy on the world stage

10/10 would recommend again

P.s. if you want expendable foreigners just do a Saudi Arabia and hire loads of mercenaries
I think you're onto something there, Germany starts this foreign legion, recruits it's 20 million Syrian refugees who join for citizenship, then they can send the 'army' over to the Middle East to recover their homeland.
Doesn't particularly matter if they win, if not we'll you don't need refugee camps anymore.
A middle eastern bay of pigs invasion?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2705 on: July 13, 2016, 03:47:24 pm »

Quite a bit of ruckus in France after a newspaper revealed Hollande's hairdresser is paid over 9.500 euros a month.
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« Reply #2706 on: July 13, 2016, 04:11:59 pm »

This is joke's topic, right? I loled reading this tweet

https://twitter.com/Sputnik_Not/status/753314477433614336

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2707 on: July 13, 2016, 04:27:01 pm »

Quite a bit of ruckus in France after a newspaper revealed Hollande's hairdresser is paid over 9.500 euros a month.

Don't get the whole fuzz. THe one time a ruler does decide to let a proletarian share some of his wealth, it's still no good.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2708 on: July 13, 2016, 04:33:56 pm »

His wealth? Do you not think he'll be claiming that on expenses?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2709 on: July 13, 2016, 05:35:02 pm »

His wealth? Do you not think he'll be claiming that on expenses?
His hair is important to the morale of euronation

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2710 on: July 13, 2016, 05:50:33 pm »

Quite a bit of ruckus in France after a newspaper revealed Hollande's hairdresser is paid over 9.500 euros a month.
Doesn't sound too ridiculous, really.

I wonder what 9.5k euro is in NZD.

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He gets paid fifteen grand for hairdressing? Ye gods. That's pretty ridiculous.
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« Reply #2712 on: July 13, 2016, 08:04:19 pm »

That article is clearly anti-Semitic and anti-Islam and god those teachers are stupid.
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« Reply #2713 on: July 13, 2016, 08:16:27 pm »

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Andrea Lüdtke, the head teacher, refused. “He is by no means a radical or extremist,” she told Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper.
He is, however, extremely rude.
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« Reply #2714 on: July 13, 2016, 08:26:18 pm »

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Andrea Lüdtke, the head teacher, refused. “He is by no means a radical or extremist,” she told Hamburger Morgenpost newspaper.
He is, however, extremely rude.
What if the teachers reaction? That wasn't very polite either. Setting superb examples for their charges.
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