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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2760 on: July 14, 2016, 07:32:12 pm »

Hollande said he doesn't want to extend the state of emergency after this attack.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2761 on: July 14, 2016, 08:23:26 pm »

I didn't say it wasn't a terrorist incident.  I simply stated that, knowing only that a truck hit the crowd and killed a bunch of people, it was a perfectly reasonable question to ask at that point in time.  Not all mass-death incidents are terrorism; otherwise, we'd be talking about the terrorists behind the Tenerife airport disaster, nor are all people here blessed with precog, to have seen that picture you just posted almost two hours before you posted it.  There was no need to jump on Vilanat's throat over it.

Yes, it's not absolutely confirmed that it was a terrorist attack, or a Muslim terrorist attack, but we both know it was.

And Hollande referred to Islamic Terrorism in his address about the attack.  Looks like the thing we all knew was the case already turned out to be the case.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2762 on: July 14, 2016, 10:11:51 pm »

Hoo boy, I'm going to be living in Germany. I hope the rest of Europe isn't as bad at containing the bomb cult.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2763 on: July 15, 2016, 12:32:52 am »

Hollande said he doesn't want to extend the state of emergency after this attack.

Hollande has just announced that the state of emergency will be extended with another 3 months.

Death toll has risen to 84. Nice hospital calls upon to the people to come and donate blood.

Perpetrator has been identified as a 31 year old Tunesian French man who was known to the police for theft and assault charges. He wasn't on the radar for anti-terrorism agencies though, there had been no signs of that.

I wonder how many more of these attacks the French can take before they decide it's time to show IS that they are a nuclear superpower.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2764 on: July 15, 2016, 01:05:34 am »

Probably a shitton, considering that nobody responded that way in practice to 9/11, and it would solve literally nothing.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2765 on: July 15, 2016, 01:16:03 am »

Yeah, sending in armies to occupy the Levant would be better. Though a nuclear attack would send much more powerful message than conventional airstrikes.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2766 on: July 15, 2016, 01:20:49 am »

Nuclear attack against what, though? If they explode an empty piece of desert they won't achieve much except irradiating stuff and causing pollution, if they explode an inhabited place then... well, they would explode an inhabited place with nuclear weapons.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2767 on: July 15, 2016, 01:27:21 am »

Raqqa?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2768 on: July 15, 2016, 01:35:19 am »

Hey man, raqqa's a perfectly fine music genre.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2769 on: July 15, 2016, 01:43:17 am »

Probably a shitton, considering that nobody responded that way in practice to 9/11, and it would solve literally nothing.

Then again 9/11 didn't happen 3-4 times a year.
I'm sure the current French government will never use the nuclear option.
Le Pen, on the other hand...
Don't want to think what could happen if a populist racist became president of one of the world's largest nuclear powers.

EDIT: 9/11 got the world closests to nukes as anything. I mean, nukes weren't used, but I remember watching CNN and other news channels reporting on the Gulf War, and the use of "Mother of all Bombs", whcih aren't nukes, but are designed to make people think they are. Big big boom and mushroom cloud. Using tactical nukes to penetrate bunkers has even been considered by the US coalition during the Gulf War.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2770 on: July 15, 2016, 01:49:11 am »

The point is that nuke wouldn't help at all.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2771 on: July 15, 2016, 02:07:07 am »

Hollande announced that France will intensify it's attacks on IS in Syria and Iraq
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2772 on: July 15, 2016, 02:15:46 am »

I remember watching CNN and other news channels reporting on the Gulf War, and the use of "Mother of all Bombs", whcih aren't nukes, but are designed to make people think they are. Big big boom and mushroom cloud. Using tactical nukes to penetrate bunkers has even been considered by the US coalition during the Gulf War.
Oh, thermobarics? Those are minuscule compared to nuclear weapons. Scary, but not city-sized pressure wave scary.

The point is that nuke wouldn't help at all.
Not tactically, but it would ruin morale. Assuming you're okay with massive civilian casualties. In any case, someone needs to do something major or the war's just gonna drag on indefinitely.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2773 on: July 15, 2016, 02:45:20 am »

Not tactically, but it would ruin morale. Assuming you're okay with massive civilian casualties. In any case, someone needs to do something major or the war's just gonna drag on indefinitely.
The problem is it would proably ruin the users morale than anyone's else.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #2774 on: July 15, 2016, 03:07:48 am »

Oh, thermobarics? Those are minuscule compared to nuclear weapons. Scary, but not city-sized pressure wave scary.
I thought they were dwarfed by real nukes too, but apparently the yield of the largest thermobaric weapon, the Russian FOAB, is larger than the yield of a yield-adjustable modern nuke at lowest yield setting, with a blast radius of 300 meters.

So while definitly not as powerful as nukes in general, 'miniscule', or 'dwarfed' might be a bit underrating them.
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