SUDDENLY, IMMENSE AMOUNT OF ORKS! YOU DID REALIZE YOU KRUMPTED A MASSIVE ORK, DID YA?
[3] A few spores land and sprout.
RrrraaaaaaAAAAAAMORE FIREBALLS
[1] You freeze yourself.
Point out that this is not, in fact, competitive play; it is only a friendly match between every hero ever and the Overly Long Boss.
[5
+1] You manage to get yourself unbanned from the battle. You feel your skills becoming less reliable.
Stupid snake. Find more demons. Kill, eat, repeat. Grow more powerful in progress.
[2] You don't find any more demons.
Summon swordchucks inside of the Red Mage. Make them spaz out, doing major damage.
Again!
[1] You summon swordchucks inside yourself. Respawn?
SET_PLAYER:crazyabe=immortal:TRUE
[Zot] You are teleported into a small room full of gold.
Continue violently accosting the Avatar with my fists and new scythe.
[2] They dodge all of your attacks.
become one with the shadows.
[4] You are now animated shadows.
she can cast a lot of different attack and defense spells. and also can also fuse with her pet dragon to gain wings and scales, doing so results in a temporary mindmeld that raises her reaction time by virtue of being able to process information faster.
on the downside she cant get the hang of healing spells and also it takes longer for her to come back when killed than me.[/b
Noted.
Factory: Keep trying to make fabrication drones.
Me: Make pollution golems.
Someday, those fabrication drones will actually get made.
[3] The factory finally makes a fabrication drone.
[2] You don't make anything.
Use my chains of my unholy suit
[3] You cause a minor bruise.
Wield Meggas and summon Alexander to finish the boss!
[1] You sacrifice your arm to summon Alexander. It doesn't work.
May as well get in on the chaos. Exist. Try to unseal the portal to the afterlife. Perhaps if we did so, dead players could return more easily?
Never mind, I actually read the OP's rules and the like. Get a PSG-1 and aim a the Red Mage. Don't fire just yet, but take time to steady your our aim.
[3] You summon a PSG-1.
Apply a [Final Strike Affinity] to myself, which greatly boosts the power of finishing moves used by my wielder, but weakens my wielder afterward if the target survives.
[1] You make yourself non-lethal.
Try to seal Paphi away again.
[5] Paphi sealed.
Holy Elephant Parade and Fillipk.
[4] Hat vaporized. Elephant parade: respawn?
[5] Fillipk also vaporized.
A massive crater filled with metal and covered with a thick sheet of ice. It is covered with pollution. It has a wide, but sealed, portal to the afterlife in it. It is surrounded by flooded terrain that has been flash-frozen. It has been sealed away from everywhere else.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
State
Unharmed.
Red Mage Avatar
[
Holy]
[
Revive]
[
Ice7]
[
Meteor]
[
Dualcast]
State
Severely burned.
Mildly damaged soul.
Some cuts.
Broken arm.
Some broken bones.
Severe bruises.
Lacks a hat.
Deathcount: 83
Coolrune206
Gains +1 on actions to create swordchucks.
Dead.
TheBiggerFish
Frozen.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
A demon.
Wielding Megggas.
In Hell.
Paphi
Contains a bunch of souls.
Is an avatar of death.
May revive anyone without an action.
Sealed away.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor cannot control body.
Has apprentice who can use magic, has a pet dragon which she can fuse with to gain wings, scales, and enhanced reflexes, and can revive herself slowly.
Apprentice cannot use healing magic.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Is a very small nuke.
Has some plutonium.
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
Mildly heals anything he hits.
Gives -1 to attacks against wielder.
Gives +1 to the wielder's summoning. This cannot cause a result above 4.
Is non-lethal
Has an autorevive.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A moon mage.
Animated shadows.
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
crazyabe
Has a laser pistol.
In a small room full of gold.
Whisperling
Has a damaged mech.
Has portable, pollution-spewing factory.
Has a forcefield generator that widens nearby interplanar portals when active.
Has a large pollution-based bomb.
Has a fabrication drone.
Has an autorevive.
Lermfish
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Can fly.
Has weather control.
Has advanced wind control.
Can give flight to a group of people.
Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
tryrar
Lacks an arm.
H4zardZ1
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
Nosaneinme
A demonic being with enhanced physical abilities and assorted magical powers.
Mildly wounded.
AzyWing
Has a sniper rifle.
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