Use Copy Power (100% authentic freelancer skill) to copy everyone's non-negative passives and skills.
[1] You gain auto-dead. Respawn?
Spawn_Entity=Rust_Monster:Disposition=Hungry
[5] You spawn a rust monster. It causes mild rust on the Iron Slime before leaving.
Use magic to heat the iron-slime to an incredible point, hopefully melting it.
[3] You heat the Iron Slime enough for it to be softened, if it wasn't already liquid.
Try again, Seriously I want this to work
[2] Still no storm.
(My Player State description doesn't include my newly gained "slight slowdown" ability.)
Apply a [Slime Disruption Affinity] to myself, which causes any slime-based enemy I hit to be unable to split or spawn more slimes for the remainder of the turn.
[5] Done.
Devour the Red Slime and take its power.
[3] You tear off a bit of the Red Slime and convert it into some control over black magic.
take what essence of the mage's power I can gather melding back into the shadow realm.
[5] You are now a skilled red mage. You get a +1 bonus that cannot increase your results above 4 to basic white and black magic.
Factory: Seriously, make some fabrication drones. Why is that so difficult?
Fabrication drone: Wander around the machine afterlife and meet up with some buddies.
Me: Use the forcefield generator to un-seal the afterlife portal. Use the containment device and/or forcefields to protect myself if things turn nasty.
[4] The factory makes some fabrication drones.
[1] There is no machine afterlife.
[1] The forcefield generator fails to function near the portal.
Eat more demons. I must absorb their power!
[6] You eat Satan. You then see that Satan is still an archangel, and far closer to God than you can ever be, even after falling. You see God's full divine glory, and immediately submit to Satan's might, as you cannot kill someone so close to God after seeing His glory. Your body is consumed in divine fire as Satan is reborn from it. Respawn?
apprentice: distract the boss from a distance with fire
me: use gravity crush on the boss.
[3] The Red Slime absorbs the fire without issue.
Megggas wielded. [3
+1] You compress the Red Slime using power channeled through Megggas. A bit of it disintegrates as the rest escapes your compression.
Wait for the right moment, then snipe the Red Slime.
[3
+1] You tear off a large chuck of its' body.
Come on, I can't fail 3 times in a row right? Let there be Alexander!
[1] You sacrifice your other arm for the summoning. It still doesn't help.
Shoot green orbs of vaguely death-themed energy at the slime.
[1] You hit yourself with an orb of instant death. Said death doesn't last long at all.
Summon the Red Mage Avatar with [Summon Spirit] and convert what little mind the Red Slime has into more slime.
Temporary revive done.
[5] You make the Red Slime inactive. For one turn.
Holy the Red Slime. Twice.
[4][4] You destroy about 15% of it.
Wobble in agony.
Your wobbling is fully successful.
Devour endlessblaze's apprentice's mind.
[4] You kill her, but enough remains for her to revive 2 turns from now.
Battlefield state
A massive crater filled with metal and covered with a thick sheet of ice. It is covered with pollution. It has a wide, but sealed, portal to the afterlife in it. It is surrounded by flooded terrain that has been flash-frozen.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
[
Transmute Life to Slime]
[
Mental Durability]
State
Unharmed.
Red Slime
Abilities
[
Holy]
[
Revive]
[
Ice7]
[
Meteor]
[
Dualcast]
State
Missing a lot of mass.
Iron Slime
Abilities
[
Splittable]
[
Immunity to Metal]
[
Liquefying Touch]
[
Devour Mind[
Slime Control]
State
Lost a bit of mass.
Mildly rusted.
Very hot.
Deathcount: 85
Coolrune206
Gains +1 on actions to create swordchucks.
Dead.
TheBiggerFish
Frozen.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Dead.
Paphi
Contains a bunch of souls.
Is an avatar of death.
May revive anyone without an action.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor cannot control body.
Has apprentice who can use magic, has a pet dragon which she can fuse with to gain wings, scales, and enhanced reflexes, and can revive herself slowly.
Apprentice cannot use healing magic.
Apprentice is dead, will revive at end of turn 23.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Is a very small nuke.
Has some plutonium.
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
Has auto-dead.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
Mildly heals anything he hits.
Gives -1 to attacks against wielder.
Gives +1 to the wielder's summoning. This cannot cause a result above 4.
Is non-lethal.
Slightly slows anything he hits.
Prevents slimes he hits from splitting or spawning slimes until end of turn.
Has an autorevive.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A moon mage.
Animated shadows.
Has a +1 that cannot increase results above 4 to basic black and white magic.
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
crazyabe
Has a laser pistol.
In a small room full of gold.
Whisperling
Has a damaged mech.
Has portable, pollution-spewing factory.
Has a forcefield generator that widens nearby interplanar portals when active.
Has a large pollution-based bomb.
Has a portable device for containing dimensional anomalies.
Has a few fabrication drones.
Has an autorevive.
Lermfish
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Can fly.
Has weather control.
Has advanced wind control.
Can give flight to a group of people.
Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
tryrar
Lacks arms.
H4zardZ1
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
Nosaneinme
A demonic being with enhanced physical abilities and assorted magical powers.
Mildly wounded.
AzyWing
Has a sniper rifle.
Has a +1 that cannot increase their roll above 4 to their next attack with a gun.
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