Drain Red mage lifeforce to heal my wound
[3] You regenerate most of your wounds, but don't manage to harm the Red Mage Avatar.
It is actually "Skilled", an ability added in Generation 7; Skilled grants a +1 bonus to all actions.
[6] Done. It's banned from competitive play due to being overpowered.
call in my apprentice to help me, she's really advanced at this point.
[5] Done. What are your apprentice's abilities?
Evolve:Drone:Disloyal
New_Form=Hatchery
[1] You accidentally kill it.
Summon swordchucks inside of the Red Mage. Make them spaz out, doing major damage.
[2] Your summoning is blocked.
Well.
More fireballs.
[2] Nope.
learn the art of dancing in the shadows, flowing from one point of darkness to the next to better surprise and kill your targets.
[4] You can do that now.
Factory: Keep trying to make fabrication drones.
Me: Make pollution golems.
[2] Your factory continues to not work.
[2] The random number generator apparently hates you this turn. You don't manage to build any golems.
Kill the floating flaming snake eye, eat it and absorb its power.
[2] You hit it, but don't harm it at all.
[1
-1] It then hits itself with a blast of holy power, vaporizing it.
Use the most powerful water elemental ability I have to kill the red mage.
[2] Your attack just washes over the red mage.
Summon Doomtrain and smack the boss with every status effect under the sun!
[4] You poison, blind, and curse them.
I'Z DEFFBOSS!
KRUMP DA TINY GIT(The Boss) AND DA PLANET FOR ME WAAAAAGH!
[4] You're only the size of a mountain.
Throw the Avatar into the death portal.
[4] You pull them out of the ice and throw them at the portal. As the portal is sealed, you only cause some bruises and broken bones.
Respawn, cover the red mage in sticky oil.
[3] You cover their feet in oil. They seem mildly annoyed by your attack.
Apply a [Summon Affinity] to myself, which gives my wielder a +1 to summoning.
[4] Done, maximum result of 4.
Remove the status effects from the Red Mage Avatar.
[6] Done. You also remove status effects from the players.
Dualcast Holy targeting poketwo and another Holy targeting tryrar.
[6] You completely destroy poketwo's body, and leave a large crater.
[1] You hit the Ablative Invincibility Aegis with the second Holy. Not much happens.
A massive crater filled with metal and covered with a thick sheet of ice. It is covered with pollution. It has a wide, but sealed, portal to the afterlife in it. It is surrounded by flooded terrain that has been flash-frozen. It has been sealed away from everywhere else.
Ablative Invinciblity Aegis layers: 4/5
Abilities
[
Unarmoured Luck]
[
Unarmoured Speed]
[
Multicast]
[
Summon Spirit]
[
Poisonous Blows]
[
Defensive Water Affinity]
State
Unharmed.
Red Mage Avatar
[
Holy]
[
Revive]
[
Ice7]
[
Meteor]
[
Dualcast]
State
Severely burned.
Mildly damaged soul.
Some cuts.
Broken arm.
Some broken bones.
Severe bruises.
Lacks a hat.
Deathcount: 80
Coolrune206
Gains +1 on actions to create swordchucks.
TheBiggerFish
Dead.
Nidilap
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
A demon.
Wielding Megggas.
In Hell.
Paphi
Contains a bunch of souls.
Is an avatar of death.
May revive anyone without an action.
endlessblaze
Extremely durable.
Possessed, but possessor cannot control body.
Has 2 autorevives.
Nunzillor
Is a very small nuke.
Has some plutonium.
Dead.
Arcvasti
Dead.
Elephant Parade
The Red Mage Avatars' hat.
Torn.
Gets +1 to all rolls.
Banned from competitive play.
Empiricist
Dead.
Megggas
Is a longsword.
Gives +1 to attacks against watery beings.
Extremely durable.
Will be equipped by the next player to make an attack, unless already wielded.
Whenever wielded on the verge of death, all attacks deal major damage to everything near the target.
Upon hit, gives -1 penalty to all rolls until end of turn. This cannot cause a result below 4.
Makes wielder more vulnerable to mind control.
Breaks almost any armour he comes into contact with.
Will [REDACTED] upon contact with the Ablative Invincibility Aegis.
Immune to holy power.
Amplifies any holy power channelled through him.
Automatically hits whenever used to attack.
Mildly heals anything he hits.
Gives -1 to attacks against wielder.
Gives +1 to the wielder's summoning. This cannot cause a result above 4.
Has an autorevive.
Dustan Hache
Dead.
spazyak
A moon mage.
Beirus
A colossal jellyfish made of water.
Has resurrective immortality.
Has extremely potent venom.
crazyabe
Has a laser pistol.
Whisperling
Has a damaged mech.
Has portable, pollution-spewing factory.
Has a forcefield generator that widens nearby interplanar portals when active.
Has a large pollution-based bomb.
Has an autorevive.
Lermfish
Andres
Dead.
fillipk
Has an autorevive.
Can fly.
Has weather control.
Has advanced wind control.
Can give flight to a group of people.
Can cast two spells with one action if one is much weaker than the other.
tryrar
Dead.
H4zardZ1
Dead.
Cannot be revived except by respawning.
Nosaneinme
A demonic being with enhanced physical abilities and assorted magical powers.
Mildly wounded.
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