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[Sanure]

For Projeck:

Name of Armour: Pirate Variation Suit
Type: Heavy, Phazon Reactor
Effects:
-Slow Phazon radiation 1d4 pure damage
-Strenght Mod +2
-Dex Mod +2
-Powers space Pirate weapons
-Accepts Varia Suit Upgrade Items
- +5 Intimidation
Resistance bonus: +4 RES, -1 INIT -2 Dodge
Description:
A chimera armour made from junk, Space Pirate weapons, and a broken Varia suit. It makes you look very menacing

[TheBiggerFish]

You know, if it's anything like a fission reactor, my plan should actually work.  However, Phazon is handwavium.

[Shadestyle]

If everyone pooled their fish statues to make the bauble

(Level 1 Bauble: Magic Fish statue.
Effects: +1 Health per turn
Description:A Statue of a fish, coated in healing magic, it is very slimy and cold)

Someone could wear that armor with no ill effects... for 4 bauble slots anyway.

Maybe that should be an upgrade?

[Sanure]

kekeke

[TheBiggerFish]

kekeke

Yes this is totes balance.

[Shadestyle]

I'm not sure I would be willing to have four slimy Fish rocks in my pockets at all times to wear a Big monster suit, especially since it is just going to corrupt me anyway, but the idea remains.

[Xantalos]

One question: can we suggest universes to pull characters from?

[Shadestyle]

If that were the case I would have already suggested Dragon Quest: Rocket Slime. Small time game, big time potential, Alchemical Crafting, Giant Tank Castle Siege warfare battles, original items, and original enemies.

[SOLDIER First]

Game Suggestion: Sly Cooper

[mcclay]

If someone made a character from the Mortal Engines series I would be impressed.

[Shadestyle]

Is it to much to ask to want to have an intense line of Combat where we use Phantoon's Ship to blast away at a castle on tank treads possessed by a trespasser and firing replicated copies of everything but the kitchen sink While Phazon suit Puts Dackly n' Gozer Into the main cannon and a mute slime offers encouragement?

[Sl4cker]

Is it to much to ask to want to have an intense line of Combat where we use Phantoon's Ship to blast away at a castle on tank treads possessed by a trespasser and firing replicated copies of everything but the kitchen sink While Phazon suit Puts Dackly n' Gozer Into the main cannon and MASTER SWORDSMAN IDOU METTA offers encouragement BY THE EXTREME POWER OF HIS FABULOUS POSING!?

ftfy

[Shadestyle]

Only if he learns to pose at high speeds while retaining projectile like qualities.

Because if Dackly n Gozer are getting shot out of a cannon, somebody is going with them.

[Sl4cker]

Do you remember his debut? Idou has probably already mastered high-speed posing.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

I fucking knew the moment I went to sleep all the plot-related stuff would begin.