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[PrivateNomad]

someone make a rare pepe

[BlitzDungeoneer]

someone make a rare pepe

no u

[Sl4cker]

inb4 shrek gains 'summon dank meme'  on level up

[PrivateNomad]

someone make a rare pepe

no u

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

someone make a rare pepe

no u

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

*insert shitty JOHN CENA joke here*

[Adragis]

that's nice dear
put the nerf gun down now

[Sl4cker]

I don't like where this is going.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

someone make a rare pepe

no u

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

ur mom, lol

[BFEL]

Spoiler:  Don Johnson, too sexy for this world(s) (click to show/hide)

Name: Jack Harkness apparently NO BAD BAD BAD Don Johnson
Age: 25
Gender: Male
Race: Sexual God Human
Sex: All of it
Appearance: Short dark hair slicked back on his handsome face, reasonably buff body enshrouded in his badass longcoat.
Personality: Joined his worlds Multiverse project for the sole purpose of getting to sex aliens. He got INTO the project by sleeping his way up the chain of command.

Level: 1?
EXP: Battle Experience or SEXUAL experience?

HP: 35
Init: DEX+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 5
Dexterity- 0
Intelligence- 0
Luck- 5
Resistance- 5
Strength- 0
Synergy- 3

Perks: Extreme Omnisexual: Don Johnson won't turn anyone, or anything down if it knows how to have fun.
          Always Ready: Don Johnson always RISES TO THE OCCASION if you know what I mean!
          Too Kinky to Torture: Don Johnson is into that. He doesn't know what "that" is, but he's into it.

Equipment:
Armour: Badass Longcoat
Type: Light
Effects: +5 to looking awesome, +5 to getting naked quickly
Resistance bonus: (GM will assign this.)
Description: Besides looking badass, Don has somehow created a system by which he can take off ALL his clothes with a strategic pull of a certain thread.

Weapon: Don's Johnson
Type: Magic
Effects: Those who see Don's Johnson are struck by awe, and feel an overwhelming urge to make love to him
Base Damage: (GM will assign this.)
Description: Lets just leave it to the imagination, shall we?

Actions:  Pound (Basic Attack): http://imgur.com/u0xmB
              Harden (Basic Defend): ^
              Sexual Healing(passive): When Don engages in sex, all his wounds are healed
              In the name of the LCS: Don can seduce anything, even tanks.

You start with 5 Main Actions, 1 Basic Attack Action, and 1 Basic Defend Action.. GM will approve or deny these. They all start at level 1.)

Inventory:

Summons:

Trying to think of actions..

[IamanElfCollaborator]

....
Considering what my character will likely be, Don may end up going to the special hell.

[Twinwolf]

Can a character have abilities that don't effect combat? As in, abilities for fluff that don't count as part of the actions. The character I'm considering using- from the RWBY RP- had transformation abilities. She wasn't really good at controlling them, so sometimes it just acted up in response to her mood.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Can a character have abilities that don't effect combat? As in, abilities for fluff that don't count as part of the actions. The character I'm considering using- from the RWBY RP- had transformation abilities. She wasn't really good at controlling them, so sometimes it just acted up in response to her mood.

I'm fine with it. If Sanure's cool with it, then you're good to go.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

....
Considering what my character will likely be, Don may end up going to the special hell.

don has already gone to the special hell
then he slept his way out of there

[Sanure]

Can a character have abilities that don't effect combat? As in, abilities for fluff that don't count as part of the actions. The character I'm considering using- from the RWBY RP- had transformation abilities. She wasn't really good at controlling them, so sometimes it just acted up in response to her mood.

I'm fine with it. If Sanure's cool with it, then you're good to go.

I'm cool with this.

[Twinwolf]

How many pieces of equipment can you start with?