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[Sanure]

Vitamin D

* Sl4cker explodes

My job here is done.

[hector13]

To be taken orally?

[Sl4cker]

* Sl4cker implodes

stop

[kj1225]

Okay, I'm just going to point out that getting really racey like this is part of the reason TA stopped. And Toady might shut us down if he sees this.

[Sanure]

Yeah, Let's not have this shut down. No more puns or jokes of that nature.

[Sanure]

@BFEL, I'm going to nope your character on the sole basis that it could be a reason to get the game shut down. :/ hilarious a character as it is, but I'd rather not risk it.

[BFEL]

Yeah, kinda figured that would happen.
Still gonna leave the sheet up though, for future generations to see the joke.

[Sanure]

fair enough, just put "Joke" somewhere in the spoiler header.

[SOLDIER First]

Spoiler: so creative (click to show/hide)

Name: Link, Holder of the Triforce of Courage, Hero of Time / Twilight, etc, etc
Age: 17
Gender: Male
Race: Hylian
Sex: Male
Appearance: HYA
Personality: HUT, HYAAAAH, HWUH (Doesn't talk ever much. Some say his voice is like the sound of an angel serenading you... But that guy was drunk, so.
Extremely great at solving puzzles over time, if not quickly.)

Level: 1
EXP: ??

HP: 35
Init: Bonus of 3
Stats: 18/18 points
Constitution: 4
Dexterity- 3
Intelligence- 1
Luck- 2
Resistance- 2
Strength- 4
Synergy- 0

Perks: Descendant of the Hero of Time: Though he may not know it completely, Link has more to him than competent swordsmanship and puzzle solving. +1 Skill Point upon level up. Possible chronological effects if time fuckery occurs.

The Triforce of Courage: Imparts unsurpassable courage to Link in dire situations. Prevents Link from dying of his HP reaches zero. Only activates once per major combat event. This effect lasts five turns.

Iron Grip: Link has a very, very strong grip on his equipment. Prevents Link from losing hold of his sword or shield.

Equipment:
Name of Weapon: Ordon Sword
Type: Sword
Effects: Stab, slash, parry, you name it.
Base Damage: ??
Description: HYA
Made of goat horn. The scabbard is worn on the back.

Name of Armour: Hero's Clothes [Twilight Incarnation]
Type: Light
Effects: Being super, like, recognizable and stuff. Also has a cool hat.
Resistance bonus: ??
Description: A green tunic and a cool hat, with guantlets, boots and tights accompanying. The tunic has a layer of chainmail woven between the outer and inner layers.

Name of Armour: Hylian Shield
Type: Heavy
Effects: Prevents any type of physical damage from small weapons such as swords, maces, daggers, etc. and arrows. Does not prevent conductive magical attacks such as electricity, but it cannot be destroyed.
Resistance Bonus: ??
Description: HYA Can be stowed on the back, on top of Link's scabbard.

Actions:
Z-Target: Allows Link to focus his attention on an enemy or object and aim his strikes. Required to use the Jump Attack, Dodge, and Backflip. Indefinite duration.
Roll: A roll across the ground. Can be used in any situation to provide a minor increase in speed for a small amount of time.
Dodge: A small hop to the left or right. Required to use the Dodge Roll.
Dodge Roll: A continuation of the Dodge, this allows Link to land into a roll instead of on his feet, sending him 180 degrees around the targeted enemy.
Backflip: A small backflip, useful for providing distance from the enemy.

Jump Attack: A jump combined with an overhead slash.

Block: Blocking with the Hylian Shield. Becomes the default action while Z-Targeting is active and not attempting to do anything else.


Inventory: ??

Summons: Nah

[BFEL]

fair enough, just put "Joke" somewhere in the spoiler header.

"too sexy for this world(s)" ok?

[TheBiggerFish]

Error: Cannot find file: newcharacter.txt, loading previous file used.

Spoiler: Alanis Radbot (click to show/hide)

Name:Alan RadbotAlanis Radbot
Age:18
Gender:MChanges every time Alan casts, currently F.Effect was dispelled while Alan was female.  F.
Sex: Female
Race:Human, Caucasian.
Appearance:6' or so, wears polo shirts and jeans.  Black hair to approximately shoulder length.  Pale skin.  Eye color varies.

Wears a pendant that seems very like It That Embraces.

Personality:Reserved, quiet.  When engaged in a task, can be quite the opposite.  Tends to mirror those around himher.

Level:6
EXP:500

HP: 30+(CON+Level) [Each level adds CON+Level HP]=30+1+2+3+4+5+6=51 +24 (Phazon Heart)=75
Init: DEX(10)+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 0/0 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 0
Dexterity- 10[10]
Intelligence- 10[10]
Resistance- 8[8]
Strength- 0
Synergy- 10[10+(turns of combat)]
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Perks:
Sense Magic: Bonus to dodging and blocking Synergy attacks, as well as generally being able to see magic occurring.

Untapped Potential: AlanAlanis is...More powerful than heshe thinks heshe is.  As combat continues, heshe will tap in to more power.  (+1 Syn per turn)

Quick Reflexes: AlanAlanis can react very quickly when it comes to throwing up a shield.  If heshe sees an attack coming, roll DEX vs. enemy DEX to make a reflex Basic Defense.

Disciple of the Embrace:
Alanis has been blessed by a particular Primordial being, granting them blessings.
Alanis gains this passive:
Mantle of the Embrace:
Alanis has a 2SYN% chance to not be targeted if there are other targets.  She can extend this effect to one other creature as an action.
(20+turns% chance)
Alanis can use:
Calming Touch:Heal 2d6+nd6+SYN HP on any target, additionally curing minor status effects.  Does not make ENG go berserk.
====
Equipment: Generic laptop, tablet, and smartphone.  Also, peripherals for said, and paper/pencil.
See below.
====
Actions:
Fluff:Dancing Lights
Summon .5 L water
Change Hair Color
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Basic Attack (Melee): See gear.
Basic Defend (Syn):Block SYN+nd6 points damage.
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Main Action (Syn) (1): Disrupt Magic (Counterspell):
AlanAlanis disrupts a magic-based effect.  3d6+nd6+SYN
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Main Action (Syn) (1): Fireball/Blinding Light:3d6+nd6+SYN damage
Fireball sets targets in a 2m radius on fire for 1d6 turns.
Blinding Light blinds targets who are facing it in a 10m radius.
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Main Action (Syn) (2): Kinetic Slam / Kinetic Shell (Attack/Defense):
Kinetic Slam: 3d6+nd6+1.5SYN+SYN (grand total +2.5SYN)
Kinetic Shell: Shield at 18+6n+1.5SYN HP, RES equal to Alanis's SYN.  Persists until broken.  Can be used to entrap enemies or as a wall.
If used as a wall in melee combat, roll opposed DEX checks for an enemy to succeed in getting past it.

To be clear:Kinetic Shell (or any other spell) affects the ENVIRONMENT, not a specific person, even when single-target.
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Main Action (Syn) (1): Flash Freeze:
Freeze an enemy for (spell level) turns, additionally doing 3d6+nd6+SYN damage.
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Main Action (Syn) (2): Electric Shock:
Stun (1+ability level) targets for (spell level) turns and do 3d6+nd6+SYN damage.

(2):Impromptu Railgun!:Launch a metallic object (item) at a target.  Uses the object's damage or 3d6, whichever is higher, plus nd6+SYN, but for resistance purposes counts as physical damage.  Applies the object's effects to the target as normal.
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Main Action (Syn) (1) (Channeled) Gravity Well:
Traps enemies caught within.  Enemies must overcome a 3d6+nd6+SYN roll with 3d6+(enemy) STR to escape.  Enemies who do anything other than attempt to escape take 3d6+nd6+SYN damage.  Each turn, they take (turns caught inside)+nd6 unavoidable damage.
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Spellsteal (1): Alanis targets a single foe. Should they use a Magical attack this turn, Alanis rapidly reverse-engineers it and fires her copy of their own spell at them before they themselves have even finished casting. The copied attack is still performed.

Total damage capped at Alanis's maximum possible damage (18+6n+SYN).

1 Turn Cooldown
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Passive: Overarching Power Level(3):
The level of Alan'sAlanis's abilities is 1/2 the level of this ability, or that ability's level, whichever is higher.
Add half the level of this ability to the lowest-level ability level.  This is the effective ability level of Alanis's spells for damage calculations unless the level of the spell is, itself, higher.

(3):For every even level in this ability, use an additional 1d6 on magic-related checks.  Denoted as +nd6 in ability formulae.

Currently, the effective power level is: 2
Currently, there is an additional 1 d6 rolled on checks pertaining to magic.

Inventory:
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Misc.
Chaos Dust shard
====
Level 1 Weapon: Stone Fish
Type: Melee
Effects: 10% chance to stun. enemies gain a stackable debuff giving them -1 to their side of a diplomacy check every time they are stunned, this effect lasts until they are hit by a different attack/weapon.
Base Damage: 1d4
Description: This fish is still wet, a confusing weapon to be hit by, enemies run the risk of rethinking their life choices once they come to terms with being slapped by a stone fish hard enough to cause a minor concussion.
====
Burned Diadem, Phazon Heart:
here
Burned Diadem:While active, - 10% HP, +25% DMG
Phazon Heart: +4 HP/level, all damage Pure Damage (whatever that means).  Not currently equipped.
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Bauble:
Bauble Name: Shamble
Effects:
-Grants the Action Scry Hidden and Magical: Reveals a single magical source or hidden source and some information on it, based on either a SYN roll or INT roll. Can target already found entities.
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Totally Not A Portal Gun.
====
Bauble:
Minuature Hearth
1d6 regen every other turn, 20% resist v. cold.
====
Power Breastplate:
here
BROKEN in a magic accident.
====

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Summon: Small White Gaster Blaster  (2x):
Small White Gaster Blaster
Small: Occupy 1 m² and fire a beam with a width of 1 m. When not using a battlemap, these beams proc a dodge roll with no advantage. You can summon a number of small Gaster Blasters equal to SYN/2. (4 + 3/2*turns)
White: This Gaster Blaster deals 8+SYN damage.

This Gaster Blaster is summoned and oriented in one turn, and fires and can be reoriented the turn after.

Crafting: Crafting this Gaster Blaster requires any type of animating energy (captured soul, etc.), bones of 3 Lvl. 2 or greater creatures, and teleportation-type material or infusion (crystal, focus, etc.), and a magical energy source. And knowledge, of course.

Currently on: No plot/Main plot
Currently in: - - - -

Spoiler: 6AR-1025 (click to show/hide)

Name:6AR-1025
Age:2 years active
Gender:Robot
Race:Battle Droid
Sex:Robot
Appearance:A battle droid, from Star Wars. 
Personality:"Error.  No personality found."

Level:6
EXP:560

HP: 30+1+5+2+6+3+7+4+8+5+9+6+10:96(CON+Level) [Each level adds CON+Level HP]
Init: DEX+1d20 at the start of each combat.

Stats: 18/18+4+4+4+4+4 points to spend (Stat cap of 4+Level. +4 Points every level.)
Constitution: 10
Dexterity- 22
Intelligence- 0
Resistance- 20
Strength- 0
Synergy- 16

Perks:
Made of Metal: +1 RES/level(6), immune to poison and disease.

Whispers of the Force A: The Force guides this one.  Roll twice on this character's rolls, taking the higher result.

Intuition: +1 DEX/level

Whispers of the Force B:+1 SYN/level

Equipment: A Lost Lightsaber (Purple) (Scaling): (3+level)d2+DEX

Metal Frame/Adaptive Motors (Scaling): +1 RES, DEX/level

A Jetpack (Bauble?): Grants flight.  Can Burn for SYN damage, setting the target on fire for SYN/2 turns at 1dSYN afterwards.

Union Communicator (Bauble): A device used by the Heroic Union to communicate missions and navigate throughout City F.

Actions:
Basic Attack: (Lightsaber: Uses DEX instead of STR.)

Basic Defense: Parry: Block DEX points of damage before Parry Dodge Block.

Force Push (3): Fling up to (ability level) enemies away, stunning them for a turn and dealing (ability roll)+SYN damage.  The user may target the same opponent more than once to increase the damage, though not the stun duration.

Jedi Mind Trick(3): Distract up to (SYN+ability)/2 (16+3/2=9) enemies on an opposed check (SYN v INT).  The Jedi may choose to focus their power on less than (SYN+ability)/2 enemies for an increase in the dice they roll by 1d6 per target.  The Mind Trick lasts until dispelled.  This status convinces the enemy that there is another target that they should attack as opposed to the party, or that they should only attack certain members of the party.
In diplomacy, use of this action adds the result of this action to the roll.  A character can only be affected by one Mind Trick at a time.

Parry Dodge Block (Passive) (3): At the start of the battle, gain (ability) DEX temp-HP before RES, which regenerates at DEX/2 per turn.

Flurry of Blows(3): Attack 1d4+(ability) times, dealing weapon damage on each hit.  Can multi-target.  Damage is based on the sum of the allocated rolls, not calculated individually.  Has a 2-turn cooldown.

Counter(3): If successful in an opposed (DEX) v. (attack) check in melee, negate the attack and roll damage to the opponent as a successful Basic Attack.  Otherwise perform a Basic Defense before RES.

Inventory: (Where your earned loot and other items go. Anything not equipped or worn goes here.)

[Sanure]

@BFEL, Sure

@SB, No. Just no. OC first. I don't care if he's a Link expy, but try to make him Orginal in some way...

@TBF, hmm... I'll come back to this much, much later

[SOLDIER First]

[sad violin plays as i slowly collect my sheet and replace it]
No worries, though. I half-expected this.
I'll make an Original The Character tomorrow / this weekend.

[TheBiggerFish]

@TBF, hmm... I'll come back to this much, much later

Just to note something, this is an alternate universe Alan, not the New Moon High Alan.

[Sanure]

You  will be required to leave Link right there in that post though. He will be an Easter egg.

@TBF, I know, I kind of figured that much