"Y'KNOW... AT THIS RATE WE'RE BOTH GONNA GET REPORTED FOR WASTING TIME. TRUCE?"
>ATTEMPT TO MAKE PEACE WITH MY RIVAL SO WE CAN BOTH GET BACK TO WORK. DON'T TRUST THEM, THOUGH.
Roll: 1
"No! Much money is too be made once I report you and all of those others for slacking! Raises up the roof!"
HE QUICKLY RECOVERS AND TAKES OFF.
DRAT, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD BUY SOME TIME WITH THAT, NOW YOU
HAVE TO GET TO THE MANAGER FIRST IF YA WANT TO AVOID STAYING UP ALL DAY FOR OVERTIME OR WORSE!
Turn into JOHN CENA
Roll:6!
The guards come to get you thrown into the furnace! You then reveal your true BADDASS WRESTLER FORM! YOU RIP OFF THE DRUUGE DISQUISE AND STRIKE A POSE.
THE DRUUGE THUGS REAL IN SHOCK AND AWAIT YOUR NEXT MOVE.... A few minutes pass. The guards don't see you do anything, even blink or change facial expressions! They are really confused until they notice something: YOU LOOK FLAT, TOO FLAT! THEY GO OVER AND KNOCK DOWN THE CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF EARLY 21TH CENTURY WRESTLING ICON JOHN CENA, THEY LOOK AROUND IN CONFUSION. AND THATS WHEN THEY NOTICE
A GREEN ALIEN, WITH A SHORT STATURE, TWO TWOED CLAWED ARMS, WITH A SINGLE EYE-STOCK, COWARDLY META MOLLUSK FROM EPSILON GRUIS, THE GRUS SPATHI! SNEAKING AWAY! WHICH IS YOU, BY THE WAY!
Turn this Mob into a Rampaging Riot!
Roll:6!
YOU COME OUT IN A BLAZE OF RED FROM THE VENTILATION SYSTEM! YOU STAND UP AND SPEAK TO THE OPPRESSED WORKERS! A GLOURIOUS SPEECH IS SHOUTED! OF HOW THE WORKERS SHOULD NOT STAND DOWN AND OBEY THEIR CAPITALIST OPPRESSORS! OF HOW THE MONOPOLY ON EVERYTHING IS PLAIN WRONG! POWER SHOULD BE IN THE HANDS OF THE PEOPLE, NOT JUST THE FEW BOUGIRIOUS! THE WORKERS SHALL THEN UNITE AND FORM A COLLECTIVE REGIME FOR THE BETTERMENT OF ALL! SEE THE WORKS OF MARX FOR MORE DETAIL! AND ONLY WITH VIOLENT REVOLUTION SHALL A TRUE SOCIALIST STATE OF DRUUGE CAN BE BORN! MUCH OF THE MOB TAKES YOUR WORDS BY HEART! THEY GATHER UP TO YOU FOR INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION! AS THE REST FLEE IN TERROR!...... NO WAIT, THEY ARE REGROUPING! AND THEY GOT SOME OF THE ENFORCES WITH THEM AS WELL! IT SEEMS THAT THEY ARE GOING TO CHARGE! WHAT DO?
BE UPPER MANAGEMENT
ASSESS SITUATION.
SOLVE SITUATION VIA FORCED CREMATION AND THREATS THEREOF.
Roll:5
YOU ARE CEO OF THIS BRANCH OF THE CRIMSON CORPERATION, RULER OF THIS CITY! CURRENTLY, THERE IS ONE MAJOR ISSUE: APE S HAS SOMEHOW SURVIVED AND HAS GOTTEN A LOT MORE POWERFUL. THIS IS AN ISSUE AS WHEN HE FIRST APPEARED IT TOOK MOST OF THE ARMY TO TAKE HIM DOWN. THIS HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND, AND THERE IS RUMORS OF CHAOS IN A NEARBY OFFICE COMPLEX TOO. IT WONT AMMOUNT TO NO-RED ALERT! REBELLION DETECTED!
AW SHIT!
I've heard legends of a super saiyan! To beat this saiyan menace, I will use my trip to learn magic to defeat it.
KNOWLAGE CHECK:2
YOU SUDDENLY THINK OF SOMETHING CALLED A "SUPER SAYIAN" OR SOMETHING. ANYWAYS, SEEMS DANGEROUS. YOU SEEK TO GET
MMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCC PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSS! TO STOP THE THREAT! YOU USE YOUR SENSES TO FIND A TEACHER! SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP!
ROLL:
5 6!YOU SEE A MIGHTY WIZ-
THEN SUDDENLY, THE WIZARD IS SMACKED ASIDE AS THIS
THING SHOWS UP!
"Hello?"Close my eyes, focus my energy, and evolve into SCIZOR!
ROLL:?5?
YOU SOMEHOW BEYOND ALL EXPECTATIONS EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR WITHOUT BEING TRADED! GOOD FOR YOU!
NOW YOU MIGHT SURVIVE YOUR ASSAILANT'S ASSAULT!
YA- OOPS!
LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU HAD YOUR EYES CLOSED, HE GOT YOU. AH WELL. AT LEAST YOU DIED FIGHTING!
RESPAWN?
Recruit more, to help make more Pam!
Roll:5
YOU SNEAK OUT AND FIND A SUITABLE *SAUCE* BAG: A SON OF AN RICH DRUUGE! THIS WILL SURELY HELP SPEED THINGS UP! YOU GO UP AND TALK WITH HIM. TURNS OUT HE IS FAR TOO SOFT FOR HIS OWN GOOD! YOU CONVINCE HIM AS SUCH TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU! YOU WILL BE GREATLY REWARDED FOR THIS RESOURCE.
((I knew it would happen in one of these RTDs eventually.))
Fly to the Duuge HQ and destroy it with a giant energy blast.
Create an aritificial moon and turn into a Super Saiyan Great Ape, then turn into a Super Saiyan 4.
ROLL:2
YOU AREN'T SOME VEGETA DAMNED PAMPERED ELITE! YOU ARE A PROUD WARRIOR WITH NO NOBLE TITLE! YOU DON'T NEED SOME FANCY PANTS MOON GENERATING THING! YOU CAN JUST WAIT UNTIL THE MOON COMES IF YA WANT TO BECOME AN UNSTOPPABLE GIANT APE!
Kill everyone with a can of hairspray and a lighter.
Roll:1
YOU TRY TOO SPRAY AN ENFORCER WITH A CAN OF HAIRSPRAY AND A LIGHTER. ONLY TO REALIZE TO LATE THAT INDEED, HAIRSPRAY IS NOT FLAMMABLE. SHOULD OF PAYED ATTENTION IN CLASS!
RESPAWN?
Turn this Mob into a Rampaging Riot!
This guy is worse waste of money than Melnorme! Off into the Furnace he goes!
Actually, report these guys for wasting company property, destruction of company property, stealing company property and ineffective attempt of assassination. THEN start throwing them into furnace.
((I have played the game and it was good.))
Harvest him for parts for biological machines.
OPOSING ROLLS! :3 vs 4!
NUZILLOR STRUGGLES TO KILL AOSHIMA, BUT ONLY SUCCEDES IN DELAYING THE ENFORCER TO HIS DESTINATION! HE ARRIVES AT THE POWER GENERATOR!
ALTHOUGH THEY CAN RUN WITHOUT DRUUGE, THE MARK VI CREAM REACTOR HAS A NOTICEABLE RISE IN ALL QUALITIES IF ANY DRUUGE
SIZED ORGANIC MATTER IS THROWN INTO IT. AS SUCH, IT IS OFTEN A FAVORED METHOD OF EXECUTION FOR DISLOYAL WORKERS.
YOU HOOK
NUZILOR INTO ONE OF THE SINGULAR BURNING CHAMBERS. THESE THINGS SECURE SINGULAR TARGETS AND THROWS THEM INTO THE FURNACE. WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF WORKERS TO SHOVE IN. OH WELL, YOU LEAVE NUZILOR TO HIS GRUESOME DEATH.
WHAT DO?
DIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEEEEEE AT THEM! FINISH THEM WITH A STAB IN THE ABDOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then get that promotion we always wanted.
OPOSING ROLLS: 5 vs 3
YOU STAB THE MUTANT WITH YOUR SCYTHE CLAWS WHILE HE IS HUMING WITH HIS EYES CLOSED. HE SLIPS UP, AND YOU FOLLOW WITH SLICING HIM IN HALF. HIS BLOOD FLOWS INTO THE AIR AND LANDS ON HIM. YOU HAVE WON NOW YOU SHA-
....IT. LOOKS.. SO...... DELICIOUS! YOU THEN GO AND DEVOUR THE MUTANT, EATING HIS UNAWARE CORPSE. IT IS VERY TASTY, THE TEXTURE IS SUBPURB PURPLE FLAVOR, HIS HEAD SPINES FILLED WITH JUICY BONE MARROW, AND HIS INSIDES SOMEHOW ROAST TO PERFECTION. YOU GIVE IT A B+, AS YOU HAD TO GO AGAINST SOCIAL TRADITIONS TO EAT IT.AHEM! NOW IT IS TIME TO GO BACK TO WORK, AND GAIN YOUR PROMOTION!
Become a hired thug
Roll:3
YOUR ON BREAK! YOU WORK AN 15 HOUR DAY! WHY SHOULD YOU WORRY ABOUT PROMOTIONS AND JOBS NOW! ITS TIME TO RELAX!
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AHAHAHAHAHAAH!
I FEEL! SO! GOOD!
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