Go prank Dwight. Listen to the bosses jokes.
ROLL:6
DWIGHT IS BUSY PRINTING OFF HIS WORK. SO YOU GO UP TO THE PRINTER WHILE HE ISN'T LOOKING, AND CHANGE THE ORDER FROM 20 PAGES TO 200 PAGES. IT WORKS AND A BUNCH OF PAPERS SHOOT OUT AT DWIGHT! NOW HE SHALL BE BURNED BECAUSE OF ALL THE INK HE WASTED, AND YOU WILL HAVE LESS COMPITION! HOWEVER, SOMETIMES MULTITASKING IS NOT APPROPRIATE. AS WHILE YOU WERE ALSO LISTENING TO THE BOSS, HE SAW WHAT YOU DID! HE ORDERS YOU INTO THE FURNACE! OH WELL,AT LEAST YOU'LL GET A COOL TAN!
Run after him, hit him over the head and then go report him for slacking off.
ROLL:2
SADLY, THE GUY HAS A HEAD START, AND AS SUCH REACHES THE OFFICE BEFORE YOU DO! OH NO! HE OPENS THE DOOR AND....
2
......THE OFFICE IS EMPTY! TURNS OUT THE MANAGER HAD LEFT TO DO SOMETHING. MOST LIKELY TO STROKE HIS EGO TO SOME YES MEN. WHICH, OF COURSE, ARE EVERYWHERE! THE OTHER GUY LOOKS CONFUSED. NOW ITS A RACE TO SEE WHO CAN FIND THE MANAGER FIRST!
ALSO, YOU LOOK BACK AND SEE SEVERAL MORE DRUUGE RUNNING TOWARDS THE OFFICE BEHIND YOU. AND IT SEEMS MORE ARE GETTING UP TO JOIN. BOY, IT SEEMS LIKE YOU HAVE EVEN MORE COMPITION NOW, WITH GREATER REWARDS TOO!
Look in a mirror. Do I possess green skin/carapace, insectoid body features, or long scythe-like claws instead of arms?
ROLL: SCY
Yes. You do.
You also have an inexplixable urge to eat high calviar foods, find some of those, and speak in a british acent and writing pompous reviews on said foods and finishing up by giving it a grade from f to A
GET A PROMOTION BY PERSONALLY TAKING CARE OF THE OTHER DRUUGE WITH THE GREEN CLAWS WE TOTALLY HAVE.
Roll: 3
YOU SEE THE MUTANT DRUUGE LOOKING IN A MIRROR IN ONE OF THE LESS USED BATHROOMS. YOU READY YOUR CLAWS AND STRIKE!
HE IS DEFENDING HIMSELF ADEQUATELY, BUT HIS PITIFUL MUTANT PHYSIQUE WONT LAST LONG TO YOUR PURE FORM!
Automate my job and then slack off.
Roll:2
YOU FINALY PUT TOGGETHER A COMPUTER THAT RUNS AN AI THAT CAN WRITE REPORTS, ANALIZE, AND SIMPLIFY STUFF AT THE RATE OF 10 DRUUGE! WHEN YOU SHOW IT TO THE MANAGERS, YOU CAN FINALLY GO TO YOUR DREAM JOB OF AI REASEARCH! THEN A FEW OTHER DRUUGE RUN BY AND WHILE DOING SO KNOCKING DOWN YOUR NEW CREATION! WHAT TRAGEDY! AT LEAST IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE....
Automate my job and then slack off.
Throw this guy into furnaces to boost their efficiency!
Roll:3+1(Actually gets it!)=4
YOU ARE AN INSPECTER OF THE MANAGER, A HIRED GOON TO ENFORCE THE COMPANIES WILL, MORE SPECIFICALLY THE MANAGER OF THIS OFFICE FLOOR. YOU ARE AWAITING ORDERS ON WHAT TO DO WITH THE EMPLOYES ABANDONING THEIR WORK STATIONS AND RUNNING OFF WHEN YOU HEAR A SOUND. YOU SEE NUNZILLOR AND HIS MACHINE, WHICH HAS A LOT OF EXPENSIVE PARTS THAT CONTAINED ITS FORM, WHICH ARE NOW BROKEN. SUCH A LOSS OF COMPANY PROPERTY CAN ONLY BE PAID BACK BY THROWING HIM AND HIS ENTIRE FAMILY INTO THE FURNACE TO POWER IT. ALTHOUGH HIS
FAMILY IS LIKELY NOT HERE, YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO THROW
HIM INTO THE FURNACE RIGHT NOW! YOU GRAB HIM AND START TAKING HIM TO THE POWER GENERATOR ON THIS FLOOR.
Be Pam.
ROLL:6
YOU ARE PAM. YOU ARE AT SECRET MEETING WITH ALL YOUR SISTERS, AND THE MATRIARCH HAS FOUND A SUBJECT TO USE TO FURTHER THE INFILTRATION. YOU ARE ALL HORRIBLE BEINGS FROM BEYOND TRUE SPACE. SUMMONED BY A MAD SCIENTIST, YOU ALL DECIDED TO TAKE OVER THE DRUUGE. HOWEVER, THE PORTAL DIDN'T STAY OPEN FOR LONG. AS SUCH, YOU NEED TO BE MORE SUBTLE. BUILD UP POWER, BREED MORE PAM FROM FOOLISH DRUUGE, AND REGAIN YOUR POWER. YOU ARE PAM, DRUUGE SHALL BE PAM, ALL WILL BE PAM!
Transform into a Super Saiyan.
ROLL:5
YOU ARE SAIYAN! AFTER YOUR POD GOT PULLED INTO A WORMHOLE, YOU FELL DOWN UPON A PLANET. YOU THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD EASILY CONQUER THE INHABITANTS, BUT THEY HAD TECHNOLOGY MORE ADVANCED THAN YOU CAN HANDEL! YOU WERE BEAT UP AND SENT INTO THE FACTORIES, BEING USED TO PUT TOGETHER HEAVY COMPOSITES WITHOUT MACHINES. YOU ARE NOW DEEMED A LIABILITY BY DRUUGE LAW, AND AS SUCH WERE BEATEN TO DEATH. YOU SURVIVED AND BARELY HANG ON IN THE SLUMS. YOU ARE SO ANGRY, SO ANGRY! THEN YOU SCREAM! LIGHTNING FLASHES NEAR YOU, AND A GOLDEN AURA SURROUNDS YOU. YOU FEEL MUCH MORE POWERFUL NOW. AND READY TO TAKE YOUR REVENGE!
Steal some of that kush from the other co-workers!
Steal some of that kush from the other co-workers!
Roll:4
AS YOU LAMENT YOUR LACK OF DRUGS, YOU HEAR A LOT OF FEET BEING STOMPED. YOU THEN SEE A LOT OF YOUR COWORKERS RUN BY ON A MAD CHASE. THEN A FEW MORE JOIN IN. THEN MORE. UNTIL 1/3 OF THE CUBICLES SURROUNDING YOURS ARE ABANDONED. YOU THEN GET GREAT IDEA! THERE MUST BE SOME DRUGS IN THE CUBICLES! YOU THEN SEARCH QUILT'S, WHICH HAS A BUNCH OF CRAXORS! JACKPOT! YOU THEN SMOKE THEM, AND GO ON A TRIP TO WONDERLAND!
Workout
Roll:4
AS ALL THE CHAOS UNFOLDS, YOU ARE ON BREAK. YOU GO TO THE GYM, TIS YOUR WEEKLY VISIT, AND GET IN. YOU THEN GET TO THE WALKY THING, AND START GETTING PUMPED! YOUR MUSCLES AWAKEN, AND YOUR BODY STARTS TO EXCRETE FUMES! THE TIME TO GET PUMPED IS NOW! NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ELDRITCH BEINGS, BEING TRAMPLED BY OPPORTUNISTIC DRUUGE, OR GET BLASTED TO NOTHINGNESS BY SUPER POWERED MONKEYS!
OH BOY, what have ya done?
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