PULL TWO ILLEGAL WEAPONS AND START SHOOTING UP THE ENFORCERS
Roll:1
YOU LEFT THEM BACK AT THE HIDEOUT! YOU NEED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE QUICK TO INSIGHT COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONS ACROSS MUCH OF THE CITY! IT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO RUN AGAIN!
Respawn as a brown beetle-like creature with an oval mouth full of sharp teeth, two thorny horns, skinny arms with claws attached, and bulky feet. If successful, proclaim myself enemy of the Druudge!
ROLL:2
YOU ARN'T A FUCKING INSECT! YOU ARE A LIKE MOST EVERYBODY ELSE: AN LOW CLASS OFFICE WORKER! RULE OF FUNNY WONT HELP YA THIS TIME!
Ok, ok. This is bad. Clearly, we must RID ourselves of this disease. FIND A DRUUDGE SCIENTIST SPECIALIZING IN ROBOTICS AND SCYTHER ANATOMY.
ROLL:2
YOU ARE A DRUUGE! NOT SOME SILLY MADE UP ALIEN RACE! NOW WHERE IS THE MANAGER.....
CONTACT CEO OF RED ALERT MANAGEMENT BRANCH OF CRIMSON CORPORATION.
"YES HELLO PLEASE SEND EVERYTHING."
BECAUSE I AM CEO, I WILL THEN EQUIP STANDARD ISSUE CEO RED ALERT MANAGEMENT SUIT WHICH CONTAINS SEVERAL SMALL PLATOONS' WORTH OF FIREPOWER AND LIFE SUPPORT BUT IS ALSO FUNCTIONAL AND STYLISH AND HIGHLY EFFICIENT AT CONTAINING RED ALERTS BEFORE PERSONALLY GOING DOWN THERE TO RESTORE ORDER.
ROLL:4
YOU PUT OUT A CALL TO THE LOCAL PMC BRANCH. YOU KNOW THE COMMANDING OFFICER FROM YOUR TIME IN THE RIOT POLICE. YOU TWO WERE APART OF THE SAME SQUAD. HE IS QUITE ABLE TO HANDEL ALL KINDS OF UNCONVENTIONAL SITUATIONS LIKE THIS. ALTHOUGH FROM YOUR CONVERSATIONS AND WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD FROM GOSSIP, HE SEEMS TO HAVE DEVELOPED A FONDNESS OF CARDBOARD BOXES RECENTLY. YOU ALSO MIGHT NOT HAVE TO RELY ON HIM BECAUSE....
ROLL 2:5
YOU KEPT YOUR RIOT POWERED ARMOR FROM YOUR SERVICE DAYS. ITS A FINE PIECE OF WORK, HIGHLY ADVANCED IN ITS DAY, AND BETTER THAN MOST AVERAGE POWER ARMOR'S BY QUITE A BIT. THIS BABY IS HIGHLY MOBILE, BRISTLING WITH ALL SORTS OF HIGH TECH WEAPONRY, A STATE OF THE ART ENERGY SHIELD YOU GOT WHEN YOU ACCEPTED THE CONTRACT TO HOLD THAT GOD DAMN ALIEN IN YOUR CITY, VERY STRONG, AND WITH A ADVANCED RADAR, YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREAK UP THOSE RED REVOLUTIONS AND HANDEL THE SAIYAN AT ONCE! NOW WHERE DID HE GO.....
Fly around the planet until I see the full moon. Casually blow up Druuge stuff while doing so.
ROLL:3
ITS NOWHERE NEAR THE DAYS WHEN A FULL MOON IS UPON THE DRUUGE HOMEWORLD. BUT YOU STILL GO ON A DESTRUCTIVE RAMPAGE WHILE DOING SO. AH, ITS GOOD TO BE ABLE TO STRETCH OUT YOUR ARMS AND CASUALLY DESTROY THINGS!
CATCH UP TO THAT UNHELPFUL PERSON AND PUSH/THROW THEM OUT OF A WINDOW.
ROLL:2
YOU CAN'T, HE'S GOT A HEAD START, AND WITH ALL THAT RIOTING GOING ON, YOU NEED TO DOGE A LOT OF OBSTACLES, HES ALSO MAKING OBSTACLES HIMSELF! IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO GET HIM TO FUCKING STOP!
learn magic from dinosaur chocobo thing.
ROLL:4
ALLTHOUGH THE BIRD THING DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT MAGIC, IT IS A GOOD PSYCHIC, AND TEACHES YOU HOW TO DISABLE THE
"Destructive Force of bad Karma!" WITH YOUR MIND. IT MAKES YOU PROMISE TO FOLLOW THROUGH ON THAT ACT THOUGH.
This is getting out of hand. Am I really the only one who have played the game?. Obtain the Utwig Bomb!
ROLL:WUT
WHAT THE FUCK IS A UTWIG BOMB!?!?! YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO THINK ABOUT CLASSIFIED WEAPONRY RIGHT NOW! YOU NEED TO HANDEL A BIG FUCKING RIOT GOING ON ABOUT "THE BOUSWAGISE SHALL DIE!" AND "THE COLLECTIVE REGIME OF THE WORKERS SHALL WIN!" THESE MANIACS MUST BE STOPPED!
Accept offer, and plot to rule the world, and secretly knock meatsack off when necessary.
ROLL TO BE HIT:5
YOU DO SO, AND CELEBRATE UNTIL A BIG RUMBLE IS HEARD. YOU LOOK OUTSIDE AND SEE THAT A 2 STORY BUILDING HAS JUST BEEN OBLITERATED BY SOME KIND OF ENERGY BLAST. WELL, ITS NOT LIKE IT WILL BE YOUR PROBLEM AT ALL!
Press the button I hid on my person that calls in the mech army I had secretly been constructing with stolen office equipment for the past few years.
Roll:6
YOU DO SO, AND CACKLE MADLY AT THE SCALE OF DESTRUCTION THAT THE ARMY WILL CAUSE! YOU WILL GET REVENGE ON SOCIETY! THEY CALLED YOU MAD! THE ACADEMY SAID THAT "YOU CAN'T BUILD A ARMY OF WARMECHS WITH JUST COMMON ITEMS! ITS MAD I SAY, MAD AND IMPOSSIBLE!" BUT YOU WILL SHOW THEM, AFTER EXTERMINATING THE BUILDING AND TAKING OVER THE WORLD! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHAAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA-THEN THE DOOR OPENS. Out comes a little bot, one of your cute little messenger bots. It pulls the leaver back, stopping the conveyor belt leading to your fiery demise, and unchains you. It then extends its message arm, which has a note, and gives it to you before taking off. It reads: "SORRY BRO, TOOK YOUR MECH ARMY OUT FOR A SPIN, WILL RETURN IT BACK ONCE I CAUSE THE APOCALYPSE. A LITTLE TEST DRIVE, YA KNOW
SINGED
XANTALOS"
WELL F-, AT LEAST YOU GOT FREE!? THAT'S SOMETHING RIGHT?
Become a Lich.
ROLL:3
YOU THINK A LOWLY OFFICE WORKER WOULD KNOW COMPLEX RITUALS OF VAST NECROMANTIC POWER? NO! YOUR JUST AN ACOLYTE OF THE "UNLIVEING CONQUERORS" SECRET SOCIETY! YOU JUST WORK FOR THE FUCKING LOW NECROMANCERS AND ANY HIGH UP AROUND AT THE TIME!
Be The GM
ROLL:
NOIN FACT, BECAUSE OF YOU, I'M IGNORING ALL UNBOLDED TEXT THIS TURN! BLAME IT ON THIS GUY FOR NOT HAVING YOUR ACTIONS DONE!
GM HIATUS IS GONE! I AM BACK!
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