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Author Topic: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL  (Read 7899 times)

tntey

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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2015, 05:24:36 pm »

Go find pam. Ask her if she wants marrige. If yes, help her take over the Drunges.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2015, 05:29:14 pm »

PULL TWO ILLEGAL WEAPONS AND START SHOOTING UP THE ENFORCERS
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2015, 06:46:43 pm »

CONTACT CEO OF RED ALERT MANAGEMENT BRANCH OF CRIMSON CORPORATION.

"YES HELLO PLEASE SEND EVERYTHING."

BECAUSE I AM CEO, I WILL THEN EQUIP STANDARD ISSUE CEO RED ALERT MANAGEMENT SUIT WHICH CONTAINS SEVERAL SMALL PLATOONS' WORTH OF FIREPOWER AND LIFE SUPPORT BUT IS ALSO FUNCTIONAL AND STYLISH AND HIGHLY EFFICIENT AT CONTAINING RED ALERTS BEFORE PERSONALLY GOING DOWN THERE TO RESTORE ORDER.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #34 on: September 14, 2015, 07:12:19 pm »

Respawn as a demi-lich.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #35 on: September 14, 2015, 07:35:36 pm »

Fly around the planet until I see the full moon. Casually blow up Druuge stuff while doing so.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #36 on: September 14, 2015, 07:47:47 pm »

CATCH UP TO THAT UNHELPFUL PERSON AND PUSH/THROW THEM OUT OF A WINDOW.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2015, 08:14:03 pm »

learn magic from dinosaur chocobo thing.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #38 on: September 14, 2015, 11:44:55 pm »

This is getting out of hand. Am I really the only one who have played the game?. Obtain the Utwig Bomb!
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2015, 04:20:54 am »

Accept offer, and plot to rule the world, and secretly knock meatsack off when necessary.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2015, 05:02:13 am »

Press the button I hid on my person that calls in the mech army I had secretly been constructing with stolen office equipment for the past few years.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2015, 06:43:30 am »

Hands up if you have even heard about Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters.
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2015, 07:33:20 am »

Hands up if you have even heard about Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters.
Played it.  Oh...the Druuge was one of the alien species, right?
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2015, 08:02:21 am »

Hands up if you have even heard about Star Control II: The Ur-Quan Masters.
Played it.  Oh...the Druuge was one of the alien species, right?

Yes!
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Re: Druuge: The crimson corporation! (MINIMALIST STAR CONTROL
« Reply #44 on: September 30, 2015, 01:15:04 pm »

Be The GM
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