You begin smacking things like nobody's business, and you come across a maiden trapped in a cage. There are tribal warriors guarding it, and upon weeing you, they attack.
THEY think they can WEE on ME... I CHARGE IN RAGE MODE SMASHING HEADS EVERYWHERE. 
You are disgusted by this offense, and smash all their heads. The maiden cries out to you to save her.
Give Hoog the remains. Grow more mushmen out of the cats.
You pass the remains to Hoog, a bit before he tries to nuke you. You then dodge the nuke, and launch a spore shield around it. You grow some mushmen from the rotting corpses of the cats.p
Nuke the guys who deprived me of my revenge!
They give you the remains of Sandwich chan, and you attmept to nuke them. You fail, as they shield it with magical spores.
I cast magic missile at the darkness!
You attempt to cast magic missile, but you cannot, being magically disabled.
So, who's with me again?
"Apology accepted. If there is a way I could be of service, tell me.
(ATHATH's character) They bow down and pray to you, balking their eyes out in joy. "Oh yes mighty lord, you could help us by clearing out the cave of monsters to the east, we would graciously reward you."
Well of course they walk through it unscathed. Wind Wall only prevents tiny creatures and projectile from going through it.
Cast Detect Thoughts on the strangers.
I wasnt aware of that.
You cast detect thoughts, and you see that they seem to be genuine, but you get a vague feeling something odd's going on.
Also, nice DS avatar.
Also, thank you, I didn't make it, but it is cool.
Avoid Hoog's nuke. This is just part of his grieving process, we understand. If necessary, launch spore based countermeasures to intercept the nuke.
As said before, you shield the nuke.
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Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate! (Read 18694 times)