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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18110 times)

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You and your other fellow adventurers arrive at the entrance to the cavern. It apparently spans the world's length down, where you shalt find the throne of Zord, from which he controls his armies of darkness and evil. The pudgy mayor approaches you to give you some words of confidence before the great excursion.

"Okay guys, it would be great if you could come back with Zord's head, showing that he's dead. If you can't come back, no worries. We already made dibs on your possessions, so have fun! *whispers to rest of group aside from Kryla* it would be good if you could come back without her, because dragon eggs are worth tons.*stops whispering*."

He pushes you into the hole, and you tumble a bit down some stairs. Multiple hallways are in front of you, but apparently nobody paid the torch bill, because none of them have light. You have your own light from Hoog though, so you should be fine. There's also more exploring to do to the sides as well.

LETS GO ADVENTURE!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2015, 12:32:07 am »

Curse the mayor.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2015, 12:36:16 am »

You swear loudly at the mayor, then cast a curse on him.
*rolls dice*
((16))

You successfully cast a cursing spell, so now when he sleeps, he'll only ever dream of having slight itch in an unreachable place. You monster.
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dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2015, 12:36:52 am »

Boog: OOOoooo me head hurt....


Gerrm: Shut it stupid before I bash you!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2015, 12:44:40 am »

Hoog blinks.

"Shall we decide which of these halls to explore first, then?"
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2015, 08:09:40 am »

Is Unreliable Magic 2 really worth 13 stat points? I have a net bonus of -3, while the dragon has a net bonus of +10. Despite reducing my strength to the point that I can barely move myself, the dragon gets a higher intelligence without reducing its stats at all, as well as an arguably positive flaw.

"Guys, I think I broke nearly every bone in my body. It's a good thing I prepared Heal today!"

Cast Heal, then Fly, then Light (on a nearby stick). Pick up the Light-stick.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2015, 08:16:25 am »

Seinraan shambles down one of the hallways.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2015, 11:47:04 am »

Naraje is used to dark. Dark is Naraje's home.

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2015, 03:30:37 pm »

Is Unreliable Magic 2 really worth 13 stat points? I have a net bonus of -3, while the dragon has a net bonus of +10. Despite reducing my strength to the point that I can barely move myself, the dragon gets a higher intelligence without reducing its stats at all, as well as an arguably positive flaw.

"Guys, I think I broke nearly every bone in my body. It's a good thing I prepared Heal today!"

Cast Heal, then Fly, then Light (on a nearby stick). Pick up the Light-stick.
You're a being created by kobolds with mgic, with the main focus being magic. Creating a being  from scratch is hard enough, let alone creating a perfect one. Also, he is a dragon. She may be smarter, but she can't use weapons (and other things) due to her lack of opposable thumbs. And stats aren't the main way this game will be played, so they don't matter too much.
Also, you make a light stick, heal yourself, but you cant fly very easily in the caves.

Since most of the general consensus is to go down a random path, and only Naraje actually suggested a direction, you go down the left tunnel. As you walk, you stumble over into a pit, then fall for a bit before landing on... leaves? You look around you, and you appear to be in an underground forest of some kind. You hear an unnatural buzzing sound approaching you.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2015, 03:47:27 pm by DigitalDemon »
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2015, 03:41:12 pm »

Cave knowledge check: what is that noise?
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2015, 03:54:29 pm »

Cave knowledge check: what is that noise?
You try to remember hearing that sound before, but before you can figure it out, a giant hornet hovers into view. It just kinda sits there, buzzing.
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dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #11 on: August 27, 2015, 04:38:19 pm »

Blast the hornet with magic!
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« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2015, 05:11:11 pm »

Pick up hoog swat the bug.
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« Reply #13 on: August 27, 2015, 05:16:00 pm »

Fall asleep in the soft leaves!
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« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2015, 05:32:29 pm »

Release spore cloud when the thing surprised me
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