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Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18114 times)

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #105 on: September 10, 2015, 04:32:36 pm »

Explore the swamp and befriend the locals.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #106 on: September 10, 2015, 07:16:20 pm »

Animate the mushrooms so that they are like the Naraje.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #107 on: September 10, 2015, 11:33:52 pm »

Ow. Hiss annoyedly at them. Then wait for an explanation.
Greater Teleport to somewhere safe near this guy. Cast a Chained Charm Monster on any hostile creatures that I can see.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #108 on: September 11, 2015, 04:53:10 am »

POWER-SLEEP!!!!
You activate your daily... Power-Sleeping. You are now asleep and very deep as well.

Ow. Hiss annoyedly at them. Then wait for an explanation.
You hiss, but no reply comes. Instead, another grappling hook fires, but misses you by an inch.

Explore the swamp and befriend the locals.
You walk around a bit, but are then jumped on by a pack of large catlike creatures. They aren't killing you, just really annoying you. They seem to be rubbing their heads all over you and sandwich chan.

Animate the mushrooms so that they are like the Naraje.
You animate the mushrooms, and you now have an army of tiny mushroom men.

Ow. Hiss annoyedly at them. Then wait for an explanation.
Greater Teleport to somewhere safe near this guy. Cast a Chained Charm Monster on any hostile creatures that I can see.
You telepot near Kryla and look for any monsters. The beings inside don't appear to be hostile, as you cannot see them.

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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #109 on: September 11, 2015, 05:35:18 am »

Domesticate the cats
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« Reply #110 on: September 11, 2015, 07:22:32 am »

Cast Wind Wall, and configure it so that it covers the mouth of the cave. If they show themselves, cast a Chain Charm Monster on them.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #111 on: September 11, 2015, 09:34:03 am »

Rejoin the others. Have the tiny mushroom men ride the cats.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #112 on: September 11, 2015, 09:41:45 am »

Sleep soundly to power up my Nap-Time Energy Bar!
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #113 on: September 12, 2015, 09:35:26 pm »

Domesticate the cats
You approach one of the cats, attempting to pet it, but you fail and the cats jump at you. You fly up, but Sandwich-chan is eaten in the frenzy.

]In loving memory.

Go away, as these beings don't seem very nice. Dodge grappling hooks as well.
You fly away, dodging the grappling hooks. A few hooded people rush out of the cave and call after you. "We're sorry milady, we thought you were a beasty of the night. If you would come inside we would be thankful."

Cast Wind Wall, and configure it so that it covers the mouth of the cave. If they show themselves, cast a Chain Charm Monster on them.
You cast a Wind Wall, but the beings pass through it, unphased it seems. They are two hooded figures, one presumably male and the other female, and they look embarrassed.

Rejoin the others. Have the tiny mushroom men ride the cats.
You return to find the others entirely spread out around the whole landscape, with the cats in a feeding frenzy. Hoog can be seen flying above them, tears in his eyes.

Sleep soundly to power up my Nap-Time Energy Bar!
Whilst you sleep and recharge your energies, you have an ominous dream. O_o. In this dream, a being approaches you, and warns you of a great danger very close to you, and that it will lure you in with what you most desire, and that will be your downfall. The being says that you are the only hope, due to your desire to only sleep and do nothing else, and your inability to have 'true' desires. You wake up abruptly.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #114 on: September 12, 2015, 10:26:31 pm »

Have my mush-army form ranks and march upon the cats. Slay as many cats as possible and see if we can recover some of Sandwiche to have a proper burial.
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Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #115 on: September 12, 2015, 10:28:45 pm »

Wander around hitting things
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« Reply #116 on: September 12, 2015, 10:58:47 pm »

Nuke the cats.
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« Reply #117 on: September 12, 2015, 11:11:14 pm »

Avoid the nuke.
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« Reply #118 on: September 13, 2015, 12:14:10 pm »

look around.
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« Reply #119 on: September 13, 2015, 01:37:50 pm »

Have my mush-army form ranks and march upon the cats. Slay as many cats as possible and see if we can recover some of Sandwiche to have a proper burial.
You slice up the cats, and before you know it they are either dead or leaving. It seems Hoog is just a wuss. And cats hate him. You gather upthe bread and lettuce of snadwich-chan and wait for Hoog to return.

Wander around hitting things
You begin smacking things like nobody's business, and you come across a maiden trapped in a cage. There are tribal warriors guarding it, and upon weeing you, they attack.

Nuke the cats.
You nearly nuke the cats, but Naraje and his mushmen kill them for you. They also have the remainders of sandwich-chan to bury.

Come back, but cautiously. See what they have to say.
You fly back down, but not completely. "Oh, hear us out great one, We have been plagued by many a foul beast our whole lives, so we are always at the ready. If we had known such a fine lady was at the entrance, we would've gotten out and bowed."

look around.
You look around, and you see a swampy area. You are still on the shoulder of a mushman. There are some dead cats on the ground. In the distant forest, you see a pair lf eyes flickering around in the darkness.
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in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
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