Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9] 10

Author Topic: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!  (Read 18616 times)

crazyabe

  • Bay Watcher
  • I didn't start the fire...Just added the gasoline!
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #120 on: September 13, 2015, 01:42:37 pm »

You begin smacking things like nobody's business, and you come across a maiden trapped in a cage. There are tribal warriors guarding it, and upon weeing you, they attack.
THEY think they can WEE on ME... I CHARGE IN RAGE MODE SMASHING HEADS EVERYWHERE. >:(
« Last Edit: September 13, 2015, 05:57:39 pm by crazyabe »
Logged
Quote from: MonkeyMarkMario, 2023
“Don’t quote me.”
nothing here.

Spiderking50

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lumberjack of Hearts
    • View Profile
    • Pik-Pik Fortress: A Pikmin Mod
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #121 on: September 13, 2015, 02:33:31 pm »

Give Hoog the remains. Grow more mushmen out of the cats.
Logged
Currently on vacation. I have internet, but will update sporadically due to vacation.

Orange Wizard

  • Bay Watcher
  • mou ii yo
    • View Profile
    • S M U G
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #122 on: September 13, 2015, 04:19:12 pm »

Nuke the guys who deprived me of my revenge!
Logged
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Tomasque

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gonna one-up FoU - with an FG in my personal text!
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #123 on: September 13, 2015, 09:14:16 pm »

I cast magic missile at the darkness!
Logged
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
Money!
GENERATION grisha5: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

ATHATH

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #124 on: September 14, 2015, 10:45:57 pm »

Well of course they walk through it unscathed. Wind Wall only prevents tiny creatures and projectile from going through it.

Cast Detect Thoughts on the strangers.
Logged
Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
Quote
*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

Spiderking50

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lumberjack of Hearts
    • View Profile
    • Pik-Pik Fortress: A Pikmin Mod
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #125 on: September 14, 2015, 10:54:01 pm »

Avoid Hoog's nuke. This is just part of his grieving process, we understand. If necessary, launch spore based countermeasures to intercept the nuke.
Logged
Currently on vacation. I have internet, but will update sporadically due to vacation.

ATHATH

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #126 on: September 14, 2015, 10:54:40 pm »

Also, nice DS avatar.
Logged
Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
Quote
*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

spümpkin

  • Bay Watcher
  • coming to you live from the action
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #127 on: September 14, 2015, 11:02:45 pm »

You begin smacking things like nobody's business, and you come across a maiden trapped in a cage. There are tribal warriors guarding it, and upon weeing you, they attack.
THEY think they can WEE on ME... I CHARGE IN RAGE MODE SMASHING HEADS EVERYWHERE. >:(
You are disgusted by this offense, and smash all their heads. The maiden cries out to you to save her.

Give Hoog the remains. Grow more mushmen out of the cats.
You pass the remains to Hoog, a bit before he tries to nuke you. You then dodge the nuke, and launch a spore shield around it. You grow some mushmen from the rotting corpses of the cats.p

Nuke the guys who deprived me of my revenge!
They give you the remains of Sandwich chan, and you attmept to nuke them. You fail, as they shield it with magical spores.

I cast magic missile at the darkness!
You attempt to cast magic missile, but you cannot, being magically disabled.

So, who's with me again?

"Apology accepted. If there is a way I could be of service, tell me.
(ATHATH's character) They bow down and pray to you, balking their eyes out in joy. "Oh yes mighty lord, you could help us by clearing out the cave of monsters to the east, we would graciously reward you."

Well of course they walk through it unscathed. Wind Wall only prevents tiny creatures and projectile from going through it.

Cast Detect Thoughts on the strangers.
I wasnt aware of that.

You cast detect thoughts, and you see that they seem to be genuine,  but you get a vague feeling something odd's going on.

Also, nice DS avatar.
Also, thank you, I didn't make it, but it is cool.

Avoid Hoog's nuke. This is just part of his grieving process, we understand. If necessary, launch spore based countermeasures to intercept the nuke.
As said before, you shield the nuke.
Logged
Quote from: Sergarr
When in doubt, use puns.
Quote from: Calidovi
in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
Quote from: Descan
that's pretty gay

Spiderking50

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lumberjack of Hearts
    • View Profile
    • Pik-Pik Fortress: A Pikmin Mod
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #128 on: September 14, 2015, 11:05:22 pm »

(How many mush men do I have now?)
Logged
Currently on vacation. I have internet, but will update sporadically due to vacation.

spümpkin

  • Bay Watcher
  • coming to you live from the action
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #129 on: September 14, 2015, 11:06:41 pm »

(How many mush men do I have now?)
Lots. About 20, but most of them are as tall as your index finger. There are three that are your size.
Logged
Quote from: Sergarr
When in doubt, use puns.
Quote from: Calidovi
in our own special way we are all shitpost
each day, when the sun shines and greets us with a smile, at least one of us finds that inner strength to spout bullshit on a forum revolving around the systemized slaughter of midgets
dont call me a shitposter, call me a spirit one with the shitpost atman
Quote from: Descan
that's pretty gay

Spiderking50

  • Bay Watcher
  • Lumberjack of Hearts
    • View Profile
    • Pik-Pik Fortress: A Pikmin Mod
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #130 on: September 14, 2015, 11:12:35 pm »

Begin building a camp near the forest. Use the three largest ones to do most of the work. Have the others do whatever it is that makes them grow.
Logged
Currently on vacation. I have internet, but will update sporadically due to vacation.

ATHATH

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #131 on: September 15, 2015, 12:11:19 am »

Cast Read Thoughts, and read the stangers' minds. Cast Dispel Magic on the strangers.
« Last Edit: September 15, 2015, 01:12:24 am by ATHATH »
Logged
Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
Quote
*slow clap* Well ATHATH congratulations. You managed to give the MC a mental breakdown before we even finished the first arc.
I didn't even read it first, I just saw it was ATHATH and noped it. Now that I read it x3 to noping

Orange Wizard

  • Bay Watcher
  • mou ii yo
    • View Profile
    • S M U G
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #132 on: September 15, 2015, 12:58:06 am »

Spam nukes all over the gorram place.
Logged
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

crazyabe

  • Bay Watcher
  • I didn't start the fire...Just added the gasoline!
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #133 on: September 15, 2015, 10:57:11 am »

Free the maiden now that my Anger has been vented & i am civilized Again.
Logged
Quote from: MonkeyMarkMario, 2023
“Don’t quote me.”
nothing here.

Tomasque

  • Bay Watcher
  • Gonna one-up FoU - with an FG in my personal text!
    • View Profile
Re: Bats 'n' Boulders: A spelunking-based DnD (Parody). IC mode, activate!
« Reply #134 on: September 15, 2015, 05:24:15 pm »

I charge the pair of suspiciously evil eyes and tackle whatever has them the ground. Then I fall asleep on top of it.
Logged
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
Money!
GENERATION grisha5: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Pages: 1 ... 7 8 [9] 10