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[Arcvasti]

I tempt Cacame with an even cooler throne made out of the bones of his dead enemies and then nab the old one.

[Tawa]

Hamstone commits regicide and provides me with a free throne before smashing through a screen of code.

[Detoxicated]

Sadly I summoned your mom.
As she would stomp over you
You fell off the throne in pain
I take the throne, take the throne

[DAPARROT]

I chase you off with a clown wig and a rubber fish,then take the throne

[Rubidium]

Since you don't have an avatar, you don't exist. It's my throne.

[endlessblaze]

I spray you with water and take the throne.

[Hiddenleafguy]

I deploy project fuck the world, and steal the throne while you stare in awe.

[fillipk]

I shield my eyes and beat you to the throne

[Hiddenleafguy]

The throne seems surprisingly soft, A WILD MIMIC APPEARS, the mimic eats you due to you sitting on it. I then run off with the (maybe) real throne!

[fillipk]

Mimics hunt in packs, you get eaten by the mimic you were carrying away, I then grab the throne and hide it in a horde of mimic thrones.

[Hiddenleafguy]

You are arrested for using mimics without a permit, and in the confusion I let my pet ruster in the room with the mimic's, and follow it to the real throne, then flee the building.

[Rubidium]

I take the throne from you while you were distracted by your pride. Also you were crushed by an iron block.
I get the throne!

[Hiddenleafguy]

Ahem, my ruster (Also know as rust monster) uses its rust attack to rust away the iron block, it then eats it, I then pull a hand-crossbow out from my cloak and shoot you in the eye with it. I then take the throne and load it into a rocket, and launch towards the moon.

[fillipk]

Your ruster destroys your hand crossbow and then I kill you using wooden stuff, because I am an elf.  I have my elvish legions guard me along with the arch magi

[Hiddenleafguy]

As you are about to kill me one of your elves notices that you are using manufactured wooden weapons, not grown ones, and as such they revolt. My ruster chases you as I take the rocket to the moon!!