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[Rubidium]

Sadly, the rocket lands next to me instead. The throne was unhurt, but you were hurt. You were SMASHED.
I take the throne back.

[Detoxicated]

Sadly it was a fake throne you took, one that was made of sugar, and tnt. You blow up whilst I was sitting on the real throne all along.

[Rubidium]

"DANG IT!" I said it when I blew up. Then, my spirit decides to haunt you every night, dropping cesium in your drinks until they explode. Soon, you drink a cesium drink. You explode. Then, I get back in my old body and then sit on the throne you were on.

[Hiddenleafguy]

An agent of the SCP foundation sees you reanimate, and reports it as an outbreak of SCP-008 (zombies, invented by Russians.) and shoots you in the head, in the meantime I steal the throne and take it to my orbital station.

[poketwo]

I REPORT YOUR BRONY STATUS TO TUMBLR. THEY QUICKLY DRAG YOU OFF WHILE I QUIETLY SIT BACK ONTO THE THRONE.

[Hiddenleafguy]

The BPA protects me and kicks you off the throne, escorting me to my station.

[Detoxicated]

From the grave I summon an ancient fishgod. Blubblub devours you entirely, and later on returns the throne in his dung. I clean it up and now I have taken the throne.

[Rubidium]

Then, I decided to shove an atomic bomb in your mouth. Everything explodes, except for me and the throne.
I sit on my hard earned work.

[FallacyofUrist]

The throne promptly explodes, being a decoy planted by Null Nevermore.

[Rubidium]

You didn't say I died.
I survived the explosion. I kill you and Null Nevermore with francium in water.
I find the real throne and then sit on it.

[FallacyofUrist]

Null Nevermore promptly resurrects from one of his many, many cloning tanks. He decides the throne isn't worth it.

[Rubidium]

Huh. So you didn't do anything to take my throne.
I sit on my throne again.

[Detoxicated]

Angered by the copycatting of FallacyofUrist, he decides to use him as a human bullet to shoot Rubidium. I sit on the throne.

[endlessblaze]

I call in some of my robots to kill you. I then take the throne

[poketwo]

I get the suport of AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! And I send REAL AMERICAN COMBAT ROBOTS! also known as Drones. They bomb down the castle and kill you, your robots, and the surrounding countryside, but not the throne. I sit on it.