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[Tawa]

I kindly ask you to stop taking potshots at me. You slink off in shame and I take the throne.

[DAPARROT]

I scare you off by pretending to be cacame,then take the throne

[poketwo]

I REVEAL THAT IT WAS ALL A ROUSE, AS THE CYBORG EYE ME WAS JUST A CLONE WITH ALL MY ATTRIBUTES FLANDARIZED TO THE POINT OF CROSSING THE LINE 11 TIMES, MADE BY A WEIRD CLIQUE THAT THINK THAT SCYTHERS SHOULD NEVER EXIST OUTSIDE OF SILLY GAMES. I COME BACK WITH MY AZTEC ARMY AND TAKE THE THRONE ONCE AGAIN!

[Megggas]

I grab a sword and charge your Aztec army like an epic hero...

[rolls a 1]


...until they slaughter me.  Poketwo continues to own the throne!

[Arcvasti]

I exile the sun into the Astral Plane. Your Aztecs don't take it terribly well and sacrifice first you and then a bunch of them to make it come back. While they are distracted, I swoop in with a small group of steel armed and armoured knights and carve a bloody path to the throne, which I then sit in.

The throne is now mine. Heheh.

[poketwo]

THE WORLD DIES AND BECOMES LIFELESS AS NOT ONLY THE SUN IS GONE, BUT IMMENSE AMOUNT OF STUFF HITS THE PLANET AS THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL IS GONE. YOU AND THE KNIGHTS DIE IN THE WEEK.

MEANWHILE, AFTER THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THE CORPSE OF EARTH FLOATS INTO A SYSTEM WITH INHABITED LIFE. THEN BENIFE THE PLANET EARTH, SOMETHING AWAKENS. TURNS OUT I'VE BEEN A NECRON OVERLORD OR WHATEVER ALL THIS TIME. MY FORCES DID NOT COME UP CAUSE THE LIFE ON EARTH WAS DEAD. HOWEVER, WITH NEW LIFE, COMES OPPORTUNITY. MY NECRON ARMIES WIPE OUT THE INHABITED PLANET, AND ENSLAVE THE PEOPLE ON THERE. I THEN TAKE THE THRONE AS MY OWN. 

[DAPARROT]

I turn the throne into a pile of cats,then adopt all of them

[Rubidium]

I use the cats to attack and eat you (since you're a parrot) and then transform the cats back into a throne. I sit on the throne that I earned with my hard work.

[fillipk]

The Mayor walks in with his pet Dragon and politely demands you give me the throne.

[Rubidium]

However I drop a piece of francium in the dragon and the mayor's mouths so BOOM. I still have the throne. Also, I kill you with more francium.

[DAPARROT]

I teleport the throne 5 feet straight up,so it falls on you.
Then I sit on the throne

[Rubidium]

After 5 days of you sitting on the throne, I decided I was bored and then I killed you with cats and hawks, so it's my throne now.

[Generally me]

I 360 no scope you. Before turning the throne into a molecular sized throne. I then hide It in a pile of other random molecular stuff. I then sit on the pile so my butt touches the real throne.

[fillipk]

I stare at you until you get creeped out and exit the room and then resize the throne to normal and then have Cacame guard me.

[DAPARROT]

Cacame remembers that he is the king,not a guard so he knocks you off the throne and takes it.