What's this thing with Bradford and dashing?
A quote by Kagus back when EU was new, that I have saved in my quote file.
Bradbert:"Gentlemen, we're heading into a very dangerous mission with lots of unknown factors. I want you to exercise extreme caution at all times."
Moi:"Roger that, command"
Bradbert:"Now, use up all your movement by dashing madly ahead with everybody, and make sure to cluster around explosive objects with lots of flanks"
Yours Truly:"...Uh, sir, I think-"
Bradbert:"DASH! DASH! I MUST SEE THE DASHING, I LOVE DASHING! SO HAPPY AND FREE!"
Still Me:"Fine, yes sir, right away."
Brad:"Now, I want you to jump through that window into the unexplored dark building with no support, and make sure to dash while you're at it so you can't fire any shots."
XCOM Commander:"Sir? Shouldn't we-"
Rad Brad:"JUMP THROUGH THE WINDOW. I MUST SEE IT SHATTER, I LOVE IT WHEN IT SHATTERS!"
Yo Supremo:"Yes sir."
Bradminton:"Okay, see that obviously unstable man with the shotgun and grenade? Send someone right in front of him to talk things over."
Kagus-with-a-fancy-hat:"What? Sir, that's just stupid. We haven't cleared the building, we have no idea what's going on here, and that man is clearly not in his right mind. We should-"
A Brad Enough Dude:"THAT BOMB LOOKS INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS, YOU MUST SECURE IT AT ALL COSTS."
Me:"Fuck you, sir."
Kagus - bay12