So I'm constructing this large pyramid thing:
This is my first big project. I've carved out around it down to the lowest Z-level. It's built around a magma pipe. That little entrance overhang has magma and water spigots. There's HFS in the hill I'm going to crack into once the pyramid is complete.
Anyway, this is the first time I've played a game long enough for the elves to send a diplomat. He's instantly all up in my grill about the number of trees I butcher (which doesn't make sense, since nearly all of my wood is imported). On the way out, the elven diplomat is ambushed by goblins. My intervention is not immediate.
So a few years later, the elves decide to invade. What's odd here (this may be a bug) is that the map snapped over to the edge and the game paused, exactly as it would when a caravan arrives, but there is no accompanying message and no visible units there. I'm guessing this is when the elves entered my map. A few minutes later, a wandering pet exposes their ambush party waaaay up on my pyramid (it's built out of ramps, so people walk all over the surface as if it were flat).
I send in my battle-hardened champions, and this happens:
This isn't isolated.. I can go up and down the Z levels and just see a rain of elf limbs and bodies in mid-air all over the place. It's so glorious... I weep!