Belrisen has a drowning trap! For the elves. Assuming what I read about how in 40d elves would go to a wagon-inaccessible depot if it's closer is true and still applies now. Anyway, BWAHAHAHAHAHA. It's late Spring of the fort's second year (year 7 of the world), hurry it up you cannibal hippies!
Also, first mood. One of the founding fathers, Avuz Nilstizash the carpenter, was taken by a fey mood and demanded two logs and a metal bar. I set up a smelter and wood furnace and got him a silver one.
C'mon, c'mon, you're a carpenter, gimmee something awesome and practical...
... a barrel. Okay, a barrel worth 15600 dwarfbucks, but it doesn't even have any entertaining images on it! It's just a highwood barrel studded with silver, encircled with bands of highwood, and it menaces with spikes of cedar. SCREW YOU okay fine you can live you are a Legendary +3 carpenter now. STILL. ... okay so I could put it in one...
EDIT: ffffff they prefer wagon-accessible depots. I managed to deconstruct that one before they got there, though, and I'm now draining the water out of the trap.
EDIT2: FFFFFF I knew embarking on an untamed wilds would cause nothing but misery. There's a giant capuchin mangling a cook right now. Goddammit.
Revenge of the EDIT: In the entrance. Aaaaaaaargh.
AND KILLING ONE OF MY MINERS AAAAAAAAAARGH
The EDIT Strikes Back: Welp. Four giant Capuchins, two with names. Also a giant grasshopper. 19 dwarves, from 24. 3 ecstatic, 1 happy, 6 content, 2 fine, 4 unhappy, 2 very unhappy, and 1 miserable. FFFFFFFFFFFF (And one axedorf from the original 7, among the unhappy. I'm screwed.)