Among all that chaos of feet exploding into rivers of blood and marksdorfs dealing with the Forgotten Beast that has decided to hulk smash some doors, a very amusing surprise occurred.
But first, a little background.
The first warrior to gain a title was a macedwarf by the sweet name of Unib Tobulazuz Titthalgemsit Itdun, or "
Unib Canyonsomber the Playful Pastime of Charming". Since nothing in her personality contradicted that interpretation, I imagined her as a flirty woman of the "distant beauty" kind.
Fast-forward to today. A clothier gets possessed and gathers a load of precious stuff. He comes up with that gem:
"Istbarnomes, "
The Rosy Diversion", a phantom silk short skirt
This is a phantom spider silk short skirt. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is decorated with phantom spider silk and encircled with bands of cave spider silk, red pyrope and cow bone. It is made from phantom silk cloth. This object is adorned with hanging rings of faint yellow diamonds and menaces with spikes of pyrite and crystal glass. On the item is an image of diamonds in phantom spider silk. On the item is an image of a chain in pig iron. On the item is an image of
The Slivers of Rust* the native gold mechanisms in sylvite."
So perfect. I gave her that skirt. Chains, mechanisms, diamonds, precious gems, perfect name... is phantom spider silk translucent like the arachnid? Even if it isn't, it is still a paragon of feminineness and kinkiness.
*
nothing terribly fancy, it's made of gold and wood and features a wave and a war hammer.