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NO WE MUST RIDE LIKE A VALKYRIE AND LIFT THE SOUL OF THE GAME UNTO THE HEAVENS AND SCREAM, "THIS IS MINE, THIS IS HOW IT IS, MY PERFECTION IS ABSOLUTE, ALL WILL TREMBLE UPON THE THRONE OF LIES THAT HAS BEEN CONSTRUCTED FOR MY AMUSEMENT!"

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YES WE NEED MORE STUPID SHIT TO CLOG UP THE FORUMS!

15 (88.2%)

Total Members Voted: 15

[Demonic Spoon]

That guy is way too cheerful to be a grief demon [/racial stereotyping]

I'm not racist! Some of my best goth buddies are grief demons! [/beingtotallyracist]

[Generally me]

Aight, now our job is to get her to the Hospital as fast as we can, now that he is somewhat stabilized. TK the bubble, lifting both of you up and shaping the bubble to be much smaller, put it in the Ambulance, and then disengage the force field.

+1 Haste up as well

[freeformschooler]

Everything about this is amazing.

Aight, now our job is to get her to the Hospital as fast as we can, now that he is somewhat stabilized. TK the bubble, lifting both of you up and shaping the bubble to be much smaller, put it in the Ambulance, and then disengage the force field.

+1 Haste up as well

+1

[Mooply]

Thank you much.

I find it a lot better use of my time than doing nothing but watching nature documentaries and cheesy medical dramas anyways.

[Mooply]

Aight, now our job is to get her to the Hospital as fast as we can, now that he is somewhat stabilized. TK the bubble, lifting both of you up and shaping the bubble to be much smaller, put it in the Ambulance, and then disengage the force field.

You lift up the patient and carefully transport them into the back of the ambulance.



The back of the ambulance is stocked full of shamanistic tools for medicinal purposes.

Surly, "Alright, you've got the patient? What's the report?"

Kirae, "Her superficial wounds have been closed and the bleeding is stopped. She's very low on blood though."

Surly, "Good work, get to the front and drive us back. I'll hook her up to the blood crystal."

+1 Haste up as well

You decide that it'd be a good idea to haste up as you head back. Since you are not running or doing anything besides driving, the excess energy causes you to flip the fuck out on the way.



You return to Surly's Remedies and place the patient in the recovery wing.

Surly, "Have you checked her for any breaks or dislocations yet?"

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Fire Manipulation
Electricity Manipulation
Major Telekinesis
Major Healing
Defibrillate
Oxygenate
Sterilize
Antidote
Haste
Force Shield
Anesthetic
Scan
Summon Ivan Drago (Requires 1 charged montage)

Spoiler: Author's Note (click to show/hide)

I'm aware that this is not how a hospital actually works in real life. However, my rationale is that, with magic, outpatient centers would be the dominant way of treating people quickly and efficiently. And, of course, CAVERN QUEST is devoted to only giving the players the most realistic and logical choices in this completely serious and fun-free spelunking simulation.

[Shadestyle]

"No, I haven't, Did you check while we were driving over here?"

[Generally me]

Haste up again we need to get that feeling again.

[Shadestyle]

Haste up again we need to get that feeling again.

No, We must only use the Healing touch to save Patients!

[Worldmaster27]

"No, I haven't, Did you check while we were driving over here?"

+1

i want to +1 Generally's suggestion, but i don't think we need to get hooked on haste right now. Remember kids, don't do magic!

[Mooply]

Haste up again we need to get that feeling again.

You succumb to your urges and haste, and haste, and haste... and haste until you can haste no longer. It became an obsession, getting that next high, sticking yourself with pure mana just to get back to regular. Eventually, your heart gave out from haste abuse and you die in a dirty alleyway, long forgotten and jobless.

BAD END

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"No, I haven't, Did you check while we were driving over here?"

Surly, "Duh. Who do you think I am? If it wasn't for me, you'd probably be giving "favors" at the back of Nose 2 Nose for three zeni a piece. Her left clavicle has a simple fracture and her left ulna has a hairline fracture. We're out of bone regrowth though, so head on over to the alchemy room. The formula is simple enough, just don't go messing with the other concoctions in there."

Spoiler: Spells (click to show/hide)

Fire Manipulation
Electricity Manipulation
Major Telekinesis
Major Healing
Defibrillate
Oxygenate
Sterilize
Antidote
Haste
Force Shield
Anesthetic
Scan
Summon Ivan Drago (Requires 1 charged montage)

Spoiler: Crappy Minimap (click to show/hide)

[ATHATH]

Mess with the other concoctions in there.

[monk12]

Mess with the other concoctions in there.

In such a way as to create SUPER BONE REGROWTH

[ATHATH]

Mess with the other concoctions in there.

In such a way as to create SUPER BONE REGROWTH

Before giving it to a patient, we need to test it.

Drink it ourselves!

[Demonic Spoon]

-1 to all of the above votes

> Make bone regrowth potion. Don't mess with other concoctions in alchemy room

[Shadestyle]

-1 to all of the above votes

> Make bone regrowth potion. Don't mess with other concoctions in alchemy room

+1