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[Ardent Debater]

A Bay12er attempts to use his Post To Watch Ability on the thread.

[FallacyofUrist]

(2) No. You waitlist as Bay 12 Knight instead. Change class?

[~Neri]

LaHoCo removes the spear from his chest and grabs whatever fell out, dropping it back inside, self repair protocols will fix it eventually, it then proceeds to absorb the energy that created the javelin to recharge. Dust to dust.

[Beirus]

"Dammit, what the fuck." Jase growls through clenched teeth, shooting a glare at the hole LaHaCo is in before turning back to the fight.

Continue drinking mead, continue axing inquisitor.

[endlessblaze]

((A bay12 knight actualy sounds like a good class when you consider our reputation))

[poketwo]

WHY DO I NEED THE SAFETY, YOU KNOW WHAT, JUST TRY TO USE MY FROST MAGIC ON THE HEAD INQUISITOR

[FallacyofUrist]

TURN sqrt(-1)

META QUEST: REFERENCES!!!

Here's the deal. I will make references in the turns, and if you spot them and post the reference, you will earn a reference point. Reference points can be spent in the META SHOP by both players and non-players.

References: 5/5

Spoiler: META_SHOP (click to show/hide)

1 Point:
Skill Point: Spend to give a skill point to the character of choice, yours also an option.

5 Points:
Meta Cookie: Fully heal all the wounds your character- or another character- has short of severed limbs.
Meta Shield: Gain +2 to damage resist except against the Game Master, for one turn.

10 Points:
Skill Point 12-Pack: Spend to give 12 skill points to the character of choice, yours also an option.
Meta Cookie 3-Pack: Gain three Meta Cookies!

25 Points:
Reroll Coin: Reroll one roll in the previous turn that does not affect another player.
Waitlist Shift: Target player in the waitlist moves to the front of the waitlist.
Resurrection Card: Target player in the game gets a bronze Ankh card.

More to follow?
 

[FallacyofUrist]

and...

Turn 12: Oh, That Guy.

INIT_FOR_BATTLE
(Lahaco: 59)
(Johnny Nahmates: 62)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
(Chief Inquisitor: 42)
(Inquisitor 1: 80)
(Inquisitor 2: Dead by shock.)

The first inquisitor, shocked, moves at the little pink blob. (1 vs. 6+2) The spear strikes the ceiling, somehow.

(2) Yeah, the Burning Night is not getting up.

Jase turns to the Chief Inquisitor, as the one he was fighting is now dead- correct me if I'm wrong, and charges. (1) AGGHHH the mead- it's in my eyes! And he has a stomach ache. (4) He proceeds to attack anyway, at only a small penalty. (2+2-1=3 vs. 1-1) and... (3+2=5vs.6-1) The inquisitor parries with his spear. Barely.

Johnny Nahmates charges in! (2) The alcohol must be affecting him, as he falls on his head. Wait, he didn't drink anything. (5) That never happened. Ah well.

Lahaco promptly attempts self aid. (1... you probably wish you had your coin now.) BTZZZTTZZ=true. Now unconscious-or the robot equivalent. (6) His automated systems automatically absorb the javelin's energy and patch up the hole. Dangit. (1) The gain of energy from the javelin is minimal.

Sir Notspyxeno decides to go along with the game. (3) A shard of frost launches from his hand, (1vs.2-1) bouncing off the Chief Inquisitor's spear.

(5) "... well then." The Chief Inquisitor stands up, turns to Sir Notspyxeno, and attacks. (3-1=2vs.2) That barely missed. Sir Notspyxeno is getting antsy.

Alexis decides enough is enough. (2) He steps on a shard of glass from his staff. "... ow."

Blitz hics, moving towards the first normal Inquisitor. (6+2=8vs.5) Under normal circumstances that would have been enough. Sorry, not today. (6-2+1vs.5) Nevermind, it is enough-barely.

(No longer drunk)

Clyde (2) stays in a stupor.

((Dangit Blitz, now I've got to read about King Dedede. Incoming mini-epilogue.))

[FallacyofUrist]

A hammer crashes against the fabric of reality! The reality is shattered! A portal opens, and King Dedede steps out! Blitz is filled with dread as he recalls King Dedede's abilities.

King Dedede:

Level Three Hammer Monarch
Blast Smash+: Hits target foe with a special hammer attack that deals +2 extra damage, and gives the target -2 to dodge in the turn after being hit.
Hammer Powers+: +2 to damage with large hammers, +1 to hit with large hammers.
Cocky Against Kirby: -2 against all Kirby archetypes and whatnot, including Blitz.
Inventory: Royal Robes, Royal Warhammer.

[~Neri]

Didn't King Dedede and Kirby get along swimmingly most of the time? They sorta just had a friendly rivalry going.

LaHaCo reboots and draws energy from the portal.

[FallacyofUrist]

That was King Dedede and Kirby. King Dedede and Blitz are another thing entirely.

[~Neri]

Ah.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"You...! Why do you keep following me, dammit?!"
Blitz attempts to stab King Dedede.

[FallacyofUrist]

... I just realized that the Burning Night happens to be wearing chainmail. So... maybe I should kill him from shock- nah that would be unfair.

[endlessblaze]

"Hi dedede, long time no see"

goes outside to find an apple tree