WHY DIDN'T YOU NAG ME!!! But anyway, Turn Thirteen: Combat Failure, Mostly.
INIT_FOR_BATTLE
(Lahaco: 59)
(Johnny Nahmates: 62)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
(Chief Inquisitor: 42)
(Inquisitor 1: 80)
(Inquisitor 2: Dead by shock.)
The first inquisitor looks at all the foes arrayed against him, then at the Chief Inquisitor and the dead second inquisitor. (5) He bravely stands his ground. ((On a six I would have him gain magic powers from his rage.)) Best, however, to attack somebody who could not fight back. (5vs. 2-3-1 ((-3 for unconscious, -1 for chainmail.)) Anyway... 2-3-1=-2.) That had to hurt. (2vs. 6-3 (at a -2 something has to happen.)) Unbelievable. The spear glanced off chainmail.
(5) The Burning Night stands up. Now conscious. "Hey Dedede, long time no see." King Dedede is confused. Who is this commoner? (1) The Burning Night collapses to the floor, unconscious. (2) He dreams of apple orchards. Wait, are those apples on fire? And the trees too?
Jase grunts. (2) Yeah, that doesn't taste as good now. Anyway... (6+2=8 vs. 3) So. (3+2=5vs.3-2=1) (1) Off goes the Chief Inquisitor's head.
Johnny Nahmates (5) notices a nice steel shortsword mounted on the tavern wall. (3) He's not sure if he can reach though... (5-1) Weapon get! (6vs.5) (4vs.5) One would thing a giant hammer could not be used to parry. You would be wrong.
Lahaco: (5-1) REBOOT_INITITATED- REBOOT_SUCCESSFUL... (6-1) Oh. Automatic power acquirement protocols activate, and begin to draw power from the rift which King Dedede entered from, never mind the fact it's closed. (6-1+3-1) FULL_CHARGE_AQUIRED-.
Sir Notspyxeno swears, then starts blasting. (3) Another small ice shard flies from his hand, landing on the floor. (3) What tendrils? They've all gone into the ceiling again.
Chief Inquisitor: No, wait. He's dead.
Alexis. (5) The staff shards fuse together, becoming a staff once again.
Blitz moves to attack his nemesis. (5vs.2-2=0) (1vs.6-3) The dagger bounces off King Dedede's robe.
(6) Clyde jerks awake.
King Dedede recovers from his confusion, and attacks. (4-2+1=3 vs. 3) (1+2-2=1vs.2) That barely misses.
((Due to lack of time I'll have to do the statuses later.))