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[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Nine: Misery

NOT_BATTLE_ROUND

The mirror floating in the air fizzles, (5), stays intact, but then the mirror mage snaps his fingers and it vanishes.

(3) Blitz doesn't much like the wine. He gets the feeling that many others would. (3) And the suited man doesn't seem to like his much either. And the elf... (5) he loves it.

Tavern lookaround: (2) Jase sees nothing... must be the alcohol...

Johnny Nahmates does the begging pose... (1) and is completely ignored.

(2) A crash is heard from the stairs. One haggard looking robot promptly climbs up, and falls again. A small metal coin thing clinks to the ground next to Lahaco.

Dialogue!

"No. It nearly killed us, for that matter. It was level 13, dangit." The crash is heard. "And that would be your golem. Sigh... grapes? Very expensive nowadays."

(4) MATERIALS_DETECTED: WOOD:ABUNDANCE_GREAT; STONE:ABUNDANCE_GREAT

"Please don't tell me it's going to use Clyde's tavern as materials..."


"It had better not. You probably know I have at least some power, as I am level four. I would be quite happy to demonstrate my Detonation Fist on that thing if it tries anything nasty. Anyway... there's plenty I would like to talk about, but to start with... although you are clearly not agents of El Dezai, you are still a mystery to me. Perhaps you could give your backstory?"

(1) Well no rerolls. The door shakes. "Open up! It's the Golem Inquisition, and we've got a warrant to search this location for golems!"

"On second thought... all of you, hide, or just act natural. The golem has to go."

[~Neri]

LaHaCo grabs the coin thing and stores it in a compartment before drilling through the floor to what may or may not be a secret room. Even if it isn't. It's harder to get heavy metal objects out of holes then it is to drag them up stairs.

[Generally me]

Johnny waits for the door to open then kicks the golem inquisition right in the face and just generally pretend to be a scared deer and run outside.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Name: Heuio
Age: in the 30's
Gender: Male
Appearance: too lazy to it (apart from wearing a standard prison guard uniform)
Class: Prison guard (he prevents the criminals sent to prisons from escaping or harming others or etc)
 (can I have a electric Cattle prod as my weapon?)

[endlessblaze]

totaly relaxed, sipping water.

"Got any pears? Or any fruit realy I could eat?"

[FallacyofUrist]

((Added to waitlist. You're not getting in right away... but you're first in line. I think you would like to know that player deaths are not the only way for waitlisters to get in. As for what other ways there are... spoilers...))

[Beirus]

"That's some good mead."

Continue drinking mead while watching how things play out. If the bartender and mirror mage get into a fight, help them out by axing their attacker.

[poketwo]

Continue to drink whiskey, since I still need a hard drink to process all this.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Feh. 'S not great. It's not bad, tho', either."
Blitz continues to sip his wine.

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Ten: We Have Arrived

BATTLE_MODE_INIT-LIKELY=TRUE:ROLLFORBATTLEINIT
(Lahaco: 58)
(Johnny Nahmates: 58... should I reroll this?)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18... maybe I should give you a Malus Passive to commemorate your luck with init?)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
(Chief Inquisitor: 42)
(Inquisitor 1: 80)
(Inquisitor 2: 10)

The door receives a hard knock. (3vs.6) It holds. "Will someone unlock this door?"

The Burning Night sips at his water. He asks if Johanson has any fruit- (1) "Are you really asking that at a time like this? Do my teeth look healthy to you?" His teeth don't look healthy by your standards.

Jase readies his axe, and sips at his mead. (Game master cruelty roll: I'm not that bad.) -(Will aid in fight if it happens)

Lahaco (1) grabs the meta important coin thing, and tosses it into the air, heading towards Jase. (1) It lands in his mug, just as he sips at it. (1.. I'm not making these rolls up. I checked to make sure random.org wasn't going crazy. By the way, 1 in 6^3 is the chance that would have happened.) Jase swallows the meta important coin thing. Lahaco is angry. Angry as a robot can be. (6) Drills pop out of his? her? it?'s arms, and he drills down. (luck: 2) A few dozen feet down you hit bedrock. Now then... how would he get back out? Clyde yells. He yells loudly.

Johnny Nahmates... (1) Just opens the door and runs outside. Clyde facepalms. "Wait, it wasn't locked?"

Sir Notspyxeno chugs his whisky. (5) That's odd... his fingers seem to be crackling with frost. Magic Potential: Frost

The chief inquisitor moves inside. (3) He stumbles at the door, but makes it through. "Hello there! Now then... " (6) He eyes the large hole in the floor...

RP segment initiated.

Alexis grabs his staff, stands up, ready to fight. (1) He drops his staff, where it shatters into glass shards.

Blitz (4) sips his wine. He feels bubbly.

(5) Clyde raises his fists. (6) His muscles tense and grow in strength.

The second generic inquisitor moves inside. (5) He moves with the grace of an inquisitor.

(anyway... time to RP. or... (5) yes. No fight yet...)

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Tastes a lot better now. Neat."
Blitz continues to sip the wine.
((pls no))

[Beirus]

"Anything we can help you with, inquisitor?" Jase asks as he continues to drink his mead.

If fight does break out, continue drinking mead while fighting, like a badass.

[poketwo]

"Hmmmm..... not the weirdest thing I've seen today. Oh well, time to continue."

Drink more of my whisky

[endlessblaze]

"Well then do you know we're I can buy some? And what's with this inquisition thing all about?"

[~Neri]

Dig sideways. Can extract coin from stomach later.