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[endlessblaze]

((Must be a difrent dedede than the one night knows, that's one issue with so many universes out there.))

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Bay 12 One!

INIT_BATTLE
(Ardent: 50)
(Lance: 93)

The legendary homicidal butler Lance attacks! (3) Ardent takes the time to examine Lance before fighting.

Lance:
Level One Midas Battle Butler
Active: Midas Touch: Touch inanimate objects to turn them to gold for three turns. Cooldown 2 turns.
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Lance projects Midas Touch onto the popcorn! (6) The popcorn transforms into gold! (1) The popcorn flies into the air, then scatters all over the ground. Lance facepalms.

Ardent laughs Bay 12 style. Then he attacks. (6vs.5) (3+1vs.1) Cut cut cut, there comes a gash on Lance's chest! (1) Lance collapses in a faint.

((So yes, your butler is attacking you. Statuses done- I think. Tell me if I missed anything.))

[endlessblaze]

((What's my current cool downs on my abiltys))

[Ardent Debater]

"THIS IS FOR BOAT-MURDERED!!!"

Ardent Stomps on Lance's neck, Afterwards He makes sure to take the time to individually sever each of Lance's toes and fingers with his Bay12 long-sword before biting through his skull, In the time-honored Adventurer method of execution, To treat a skilled opponent otherwise would be and Elven thing to do.

"I SHOULD REALLY GET A MONKEY BUTLER, THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE RELIABLE THAN THE FILTHY SURFACE DWELLERS."

[~Neri]

LaHaCo digs a sorta staircase out of the hole.

[Generally me]

Confuse inquisitor then stab him till dead

[FallacyofUrist]

((What's my current cool downs on my abiltys))

((Good sir, you are unconscious, and you have not used your abilities at all in this game yet.))

Turn Bay 12 Two!

INIT_BATTLE
(Ardent: 50)
(Lance: 93)

(5) Lance awakes and stands up with a start. (2) The gold popcorn jiggles slightly. (1) Nope, no idea what his passive is.

(3vs.4) The cursed butler dodged the neck stomp! (3vs.4 really same results?) Bah, you keep missing him!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Blitz attempts to stab Dedede again.

[Beirus]

((Chief inquisitor is dead. I killed him.))

Finish off the last inquisitor.

[Ardent Debater]

"BAH! THIS IS ANNOYING, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL TAKE A BREAK FOR NOW."

Ardent calls a Time-Out and pauses the Bay12 turn cycle.

((Sorry FallacyofUrist, I probably won't be able to post for a few days. Can you but the Bay12 Turns on a temporary hiatus?))

[FallacyofUrist]

Time in the Bay 12 Turn universe slows down to a crawl, then nothing.

[FallacyofUrist]

((Bump, dangit.

/array(actions_posted=[Johnny Nahmates, Jase, Blitz, Lahaco])
/condition(actions_irrelevant(The Burning Night))
/array(no_actions_posted=[Sir Notspyxeno])

))

[poketwo]

FORM AN ICE SWORD

[FallacyofUrist]

((yup, tomorrow: /condition(incoming_turn=true).))

[FallacyofUrist]

Turn Fourteen: FELL MOOD!!!

Spoiler: Init (click to show/hide)

INIT_FOR_BATTLE
(Lahaco: 59)
(Johnny Nahmates: 62)
(The Burning Night: 77)
(Jase Bladeheart: 68)
(Sir Notspyxeno: 53)
(Blitz: 18)
(Alexis: 27)
(Clyde Johanson: 14)
(Chief Inquisitor: ... he's not a zombie, he's dead.)
(Inquisitor 1: 80)
(Inquisitor 2: Dead by shock.)
(King Dedede: 62 next turn anyway.)

(6) The last inquisitor stares at everybody... (6)... well that can't be good. (1)


Level One Fell Inquisitor




Did he just spontaneously level up? Apparently so.

(6) He's not leaving anytime soon.

(6) The Burning Night jerks awake.

Jase swings his axe around. (4) The mead does nothing, but Jase is not deterred. AXE!!! (5+2vs.2) Do the math, good sir. (6+2+2=10vs.3) At that level of damage you could have dealt damage to [REDACTED]. (3) The last inquisitor becomes a bloody mess. (5) He looks at you all funny. I wonder- oh crud. (5-2=3 and 1-2=-1 and 5-2=3 vs. 5, 4, and 1.) ((If you couldn't tell, he used an ability.)) Still only one hit. (6vs.4) Jase is nicked on the arm.

Johnny Nahmates activates his confusion dance. (3vs.6) The inquisitor's seen worse. (5vs.6) The inquisitor parries. How is that guy not dead!

Lahaco has his own purposes at the moment. (5) A spiral staircase is rapidly dug up to the top floor. (2) It looks somewhat creaky, but it works.

Sir Notspyxeno decides to work magic, never mind that it doesn't exist. (2) His hand feels cold.

Alexis waves his staff a bit. (4) Jase feels a bubble of magic glass energy form around him. (+3 to damage resist and Reflect Projectile for 2 turns.)

Blitz goes after King Dedede. (3vs.3-2) Stab stab (4vs.3-2) STAB! (5) He doesn't much look fazed, though he is a bit cut up now.

Clyde decides to end this. (3+3vs.3) That punch. (3+2=5vs.6) That inquisitor doesn't know when to give up. That punch actually exploded!!!

King Dedede decides to attack. (5-2+1=4vs.1) (6+2+2-2=8vs.4) (5) Blitz takes it rather well, aside from being punted out a window. (3) He lands in a bunch of rocks. ((On a one, evil mage gets hit by you. A six, you land in a treasure chest.))

Incoming statuses. (6) The Fell Inquisitor seems to be healing, somehow.