Send forth my infinite armies through the portal to ... do infinite army stuff. Conquer places, start cults, overthrow nations, the works.
You currently have no infinite armies. Would you like to create one?
Yeah, seems a good idea. Make two, actually.
You create two infinite armies and almost immediately regret it. While the size of one infinite army would safely fill up the infinite size of your realm, basically cancelling it out, creating
two infinite armies means that a second infinite force needs to be cancelled out as well - the only one being yours. You are subsumed in the madness of your creation, losing all form of sanity and consciousness, being nothing more than empty void made strange. Your dimension collapses, you cease to exist, and you cease to have ever existed and you cease to have the possibility to ever exist...
Assist Xantalos. Command all reanimated dread griches to assist.
...or at least that's what would've happened if it weren't for cheseecaek and his minions. While ∞ cancels out ∞, ∞ does NOT cancel out ∞+3, allowing you to survive for three infinitesimally small periods of time - just enough time for you to banish the second army and survive, if that's what you choose to do.
No. Continue improving ORCS
[4] You continue to improve on ORCS, getting it ever close to being considered the perfect game. Despite this, sales have begun to drop as the public cries out for something new - a sequel, perhaps.
Yell "OBJECTION!" at Elephant Parade and poke him in the eye until he dies.
[1] You poke in Elephant Parade's eyes, blinding him!
]kill upset mage, not chess instead
[2+5-3] You start beating on the mage that blinded you, and while you manage to get some good hits in you're pretty sure you're missing most of your punches.
Bake poisoned brownies.
[3+5] You bake brownies so poisonous that they can kill people just by breathing them! You breathed them when you were making them! Is this punishment from grisha5 for failing to appreciate his jelly rolls?
IMMINENT DEATH!Murder these heretics who don't worship the One Toad.
[5] [1] you attack Dwarf4Explosives, severely injuring him!
I keep overshooting, so I might as well take advantage of it:
Attempt to build a railgun and a hydroelectric dam that runs on lava to charge it in front of the portal to Xantalos' realm.
[6+5-3] Disregarding the insane Toad worshipper, you get your super engineering skills and build a railgun and lavaelectric dam next to Xantalos' portal. The two creations are masterfully created and capable of wiping out all armies of whatever size so long as they attempt to cross through the portal, but it seems the railgun needs power to work and the lavaelectric dam needs lava to work. Unfortunately, lava cannot be found in space, nor can breathable air. You're suffocating!
IMMINENT DEATH!For The Great Toad!
Convince somone to join grisha5 cult to bring them to six members and away from their sacred 5.
[6] You are convinced to join the cult of grisha5! Praise grisha5!
Facestab a Toad
[1] [4] You stab Kevak.
Followers of grisha5 may no longer insta-kill someone from another cult.
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