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Author Topic: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN  (Read 16820 times)

poketwo

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REMEMBER THAT I'LL ONLY DO THE ACCIDENT ONCE I GET MY ELDRITCH ABOMINATION UP AND RUNNING. AND HE/IT WONT LIKE RETURNING TO PET STATUS.
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REMEMBER THAT I'LL ONLY DO THE ACCIDENT ONCE I GET MY ELDRITCH ABOMINATION UP AND RUNNING. AND HE/IT WONT LIKE RETURNING TO PET STATUS.
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Andres

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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #137 on: April 12, 2015, 06:05:00 pm »

I think I'm just gonna end the game here. I just don't feel like updating it any more. It's been fun, though! :)
« Last Edit: April 12, 2015, 06:17:18 pm by Andres »
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #138 on: April 12, 2015, 06:35:28 pm »

I think I'm just gonna end the game here. I just don't feel like updating it any more. It's been fun, though! :)
]GRISHA5 TAKEOVER

ALL FOLLOWERS OF GRISHA5 AUTOMATICALLY ROLL A 5
OTHER CULTISTS GET -5 ON ALL ROLLS

grisha5 is wounded... I see an opening to further power.

Leech off the essence of the weakened grisha5!
[6-1]YOU ACCIDENTALLY LEECH GRISHA5'S WEAKNESS, BRINGING HIM BACK TO FULL POWER

There's only one reasonable course of action to take now that I'm dead: rip off Lovecraft!
After all, just because I'm dead doesn't mean I don't exist.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Xantalos Bay12 wgah'nagl fhtagn, my prophet Cheesecake. Be a good chap and ressurect me, would you? I'll grant you a wish for whatever you desire, so long as that desire doesn't involve harming me or my future prospects in any way, or becoming more powerful than me. Gotta keep it reasonable. Still leaves pretty much anything in your desire.
Oh, you have to sacrifice either a good number of people or a lower number of powerful people to get me back, though.
Say, that 5 fellow's injured. NOW IS THE TIME TO STRIKE

[1]YOU STRIKE YOURSELF WITH A DARK CURSE: THE CURSE OF CULTISM. YOU ARE NOW A CULTIST OF YOURSELF.

I thought I was a cheesecake, not some puny mortal man. Whatever, I shall make due.

Steal the corpses of wipeout1024 and Dwarf4Explosives and ritualistically dismember them, hopefully gaining the attention of the Ruinous Powers.
As the game is in grisha5 mode, you get either one action per turn or five. Other values are not acceptable.

Bring Xantalos back into existence.
[3-2]YOU BRING IN A DIFFERENT ABOMINATION INSTEAD. IT EATS YOUR SOUL AND LEAVES.

BE POKETH-TWOETH
[2]NO.

Seems like my action disappeared last round? Oh well.

Attempt to induce prophetic visions from grisha5. Tell me how to help you, your fiveness.
[5]GRISHA5 TELLS YOU TO KILL OTHER CULTISTS.

Oh no! Our mighty overlord! Death to the heretic! Death to Elephant Parade![
[4-5]YOU TRIP ON A ROCK AND STUB YOUR TOE.

No. Continue working on ORCS.
[3]YOU'VE RUN OUT OF INSPIRATION.

] ] ] ] ] ] ]use bracket barrier on grisha5 [ [ [

retroactively use death wish on annoying wizard man

] b ] r ] a ] c ] k ] e ] t ] [ ] b ] a ] r ] r] i ] e ] r ] [ ] o ] n ] [ ] s ] e ] l ] f ]
[5]YOUR BRACKET BARRIER MAKES YOU IMMORTAL, STRONG, A WIZARD, UNTOUCHABLE, AND UNBIASED.

Hire BLU to advertise Steam to the masses
I don't know what BLU is.

Drive the final snail finger into ElephantParade's coffin skull!
[5]YOU PIERCE THE BRACKET BARRIER WITH THE POWER OF 5 AND KILL ME, ENDING MY BRIEF TYRANNY. JERK.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #139 on: April 12, 2015, 06:46:07 pm »

No I haven't
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Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #140 on: April 12, 2015, 06:54:22 pm »

:(

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In the grand war of the cults of Toady One, Grisha5, and Gaben, they discovered the remains of STAN, and rebuilt him. He ate the world, and everyone died.

STAN Wins. Gentality
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #141 on: April 12, 2015, 07:20:18 pm »

POKETH-TWOETH TIRES OF THIS IDIOTCY AND TAKES OVER GAME


No I haven't
ROLL: 1
YOU MIGHT OF HAD INSPIRATION, BUT GAMES WORKSHOP SUED YOU AND TOOK YOUR CREATIVITY AWAY. WHAT A BUNCH OF IDIOTS.

:(

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In the grand war of the cults of Toady One, Grisha5, and Gaben, they discovered the remains of STAN, and rebuilt him. He ate the world, and everyone died.

STAN Wins. Gentality
  ROLL:3
SADLY, THE CULTIST DO NOT KNOW HOW TO ENTER THE RELMS OF MAD MINIMALISM AND HIATUSNESS, PLUS SCYTHERS SOMETIMES. NOR GO INTO PICEWISE GAMES. IT LOOKS LIKE THE MAD FUSION WILL NOT BE HERE.

OH WELL, AT LEAST POKETH-TWOETH IS GRAND!!!!
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #142 on: April 12, 2015, 07:31:18 pm »

use magic spell [bracket of life[


revive
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #143 on: April 12, 2015, 07:54:49 pm »

Heh, awesome!

Sacrifice myself to myself to give myself more power.
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Re: Roll to Cultist of grisha5/Toady One/GabeN
« Reply #144 on: April 12, 2015, 08:59:45 pm »

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