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[TheHossofMoss]

I thought this was only hear-say! Glad to see it can actually be done!

[Insert_Gnome_Here]

Seeing this can be done evokes in me many emotions, none of which are gladness. >.<

[AceSV]

I think he means that knowing it can happen beats staring at the ceiling late at night wondering if it's possible. 

[Max™]

Hell you'd be amazed at the crazyness you can pull off with the targeting options in adventurer mode, during my efforts to get the screenshots with the gelded-by-the-ground I learned you can bash something in the head hard enough to send it flying through the air, THEN hack said head off in mid-air and the game won't register it as being fully dead until the corpse slides to a stop.

By comparison a menacing spike gelding something is what I would call "working as intended", heck, isn't that how gelders do it anyways, spikes and/or large serrated discs?

[Aslandus]

Hell you'd be amazed at the crazyness you can pull off with the targeting options in adventurer mode, during my efforts to get the screenshots with the gelded-by-the-ground I learned you can bash something in the head hard enough to send it flying through the air, THEN hack said head off in mid-air and the game won't register it as being fully dead until the corpse slides to a stop.

By comparison a menacing spike gelding something is what I would call "working as intended", heck, isn't that how gelders do it anyways, spikes and/or large serrated discs?

I assumed they just used their hands... or their teeth like that one guy on "dirty jobs"

Spoiler: as seen here (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khoaA3rVNI0&feature=player_detailpage#t=19

[TheHossofMoss]

Hell you'd be amazed at the crazyness you can pull off with the targeting options in adventurer mode, during my efforts to get the screenshots with the gelded-by-the-ground I learned you can bash something in the head hard enough to send it flying through the air, THEN hack said head off in mid-air and the game won't register it as being fully dead until the corpse slides to a stop.

By comparison a menacing spike gelding something is what I would call "working as intended", heck, isn't that how gelders do it anyways, spikes and/or large serrated discs?

I assumed they just used their hands... or their teeth like that one guy on "dirty jobs"

Spoiler: as seen here (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khoaA3rVNI0&feature=player_detailpage#t=19

NOPE NOPE NOPE

[GiglameshDespair]

Jesus wept.

[Oneir]

So the...uh, interesting thing about gelding with teeth is it's actually pretty humane. Lambs recover pretty quickly (with one small exception). The real unpleasant yet "more modern" method involves using hefty elastic bands to cut off circulation until things just...stop working. This is exactly as terrible as it sounds for the animal. So rest easy knowing it could always be worse.

[Loud Whispers]

So the...uh, interesting thing about gelding with teeth is it's actually pretty humane. Lambs recover pretty quickly (with one small exception). The real unpleasant yet "more modern" method involves using hefty elastic bands to cut off circulation until things just...stop working. This is exactly as terrible as it sounds for the animal. So rest easy knowing it could always be worse.

Nah m8, modern methods involve scalpels or the Henderson's castration device

[davidc]

Yes, I meant "with the ground"... I feel kinda bad about the goblin... not the elf though.

It's not a part of your system?

[Max™]

So the...uh, interesting thing about gelding with teeth is it's actually pretty humane. Lambs recover pretty quickly (with one small exception). The real unpleasant yet "more modern" method involves using hefty elastic bands to cut off circulation until things just...stop working. This is exactly as terrible as it sounds for the animal. So rest easy knowing it could always be worse.

Nah m8, modern methods involve scalpels or the Henderson's castration device

Can you imagine being the guy known for "your name's castration device"... I mean... wow.

Yes, I meant "with the ground"... I feel kinda bad about the goblin... not the elf though.

It's not a part of your system?

I'm more confused than usual and I've been reading NGE: Nobody Dies, so that is impressive!

[GiglameshDespair]

Yes, I meant "with the ground"... I feel kinda bad about the goblin... not the elf though.

It's not a part of your system?

I'm more confused than usual and I've been reading NGE: Nobody Dies, so that is impressive!

He threw it on the ground.

[Max™]

I only vaguely recognize that guy from the boat thing, which I only vaguely recognize from the version that showed up on an FFXI forum years ago.

[Loud Whispers]

Can you imagine being the guy known for "your name's castration device"... I mean... wow.

Now you know why you fear the Henderson.

[Max™]

Can you imagine being the guy known for "your name's castration device"... I mean... wow.

Now you know why you fear the Henderson.

I was chuckling about this and mentioned it to the gf, she was like "how do you know Henderson was a guy, not like they would call it 'Cindy's Castration Device' right?" and I think she's right, that makes it much worse.