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AceSV

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I didn't know that could happen...
« on: March 29, 2015, 01:05:05 pm »

I didn't know such a thing had been implemented:



It is terrifying
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2015, 01:11:38 pm »

That's probably gonna be sore for awhile...

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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2015, 01:42:58 pm »

R.I.P in peace.

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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2015, 02:21:50 pm »

It is terrifying.

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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2015, 03:08:43 pm »

At least you can leave him in peace now, knowing he won't disperse his twisted genes any more.
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2015, 10:06:10 pm »

So let's say you're using target mode unarmed against a naked opponent...

can you geld with your bare hands XD
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2015, 12:49:46 pm »

So let's say you're using target mode unarmed against a naked opponent...

can you geld with your bare hands XD
They don't gotta be naked, and you can geld someone with the ground, so I'm sure you could punch someone in the junk and have it sail off in an arc.

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Yes, I meant "with the ground"... I feel kinda bad about the goblin... not the elf though.
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2015, 12:59:44 pm »

Screw it. I'm removing the [GELDABLE] tag from creatures. This is making me wince just by reading about it, and I'm immune to all of the traditional ways of making someone feel queasy.
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2015, 06:15:43 pm »

Screw it. I'm removing the [GELDABLE] tag from creatures. This is making me wince just by reading about it, and I'm immune to all of the traditional ways of making someone feel queasy.
But just think: what will all the professional gelders in your universe do?  You are taking away a Dwarf's livelihood here!
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2015, 09:51:40 pm »

I think it wouldn't have been so bad if it happened with a metal axe or a sword, but a wooden spike?  yeouch.  The menacing spike got that much more menacing. 

Also would have thought that a 7000000cm3 blind cave ogres' geldable parts were too large to sever with a 10 contact area wooden spike, but I guess not.  Something for the wiki I guess...
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2015, 02:06:22 am »

Screw it. I'm removing the [GELDABLE] tag from creatures. This is making me wince just by reading about it, and I'm immune to all of the traditional ways of making someone feel queasy.
But just think: what will all the professional gelders in your universe do?  You are taking away a Dwarf's livelihood here!
Do they diserve that livelyhood? Indeed, do any of my dwarves deserve life?
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And yet another bit of proof that RNG is toying with us. We do 1984, it does animal farm
...why do your hydras have two more heads than mine? 
Does that mean male hydras... oh god dammit.

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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2015, 09:03:15 am »

7000000cm^3=7000dm^3=7000l=7m^3
those are some big cojhones.

Where in raws are.organ sizes determined. I intend to do some !!maths!!
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2015, 09:24:48 am »

7000000cm^3=7000dm^3=7000l=7m^3
those are some big cojhones.

Where in raws are.organ sizes determined. I intend to do some !!maths!!
Thats the size of the ogre.

Also, I'm pretty sure the geldable tag is attached to the lower body. Sexual organs don't exist. Its all about smooth lower-bodies bumping into each other.
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2015, 10:02:31 am »

7000000cm^3=7000dm^3=7000l=7m^3
those are some big cojhones.

Where in raws are.organ sizes determined. I intend to do some !!maths!!

It'll be in body_default.  Just looking at it quickly a "default" hand is size 80, so even that could not be severed with a wooden spike.  I forget if the "default" size is human or dwarf. 
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Re: I didn't know that could happen...
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2015, 10:43:28 am »

Well, maybe they are not really gelded, but just made infertile? All you need to do so in mammals (an most vertebrates in fact) is to sever their vasa deferentia. Which are very narrow comparing to the size of testicles.
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