Shove Poketwo's living-ghostself into a jar.
This shall be his new prison.
[4] You shove his ghosty-self into a jar and put him on a shelf, where he will remain for all eternity or until something gets him out, whichever comes first.
TAKE THE INQUISITOR TO WHERE THE PAUL CULTISTS ARE AT AND GET PAUL TO SPEAK, WE BOTH HAVE MIND-CONTROL PREVENTING STUFF ON US
[6] You get him to take your hand and fly the two of you off to see Paul. Unfortunately you approach from the wrong side and Paul is sleeping so he looks completely inanimate. The Inquisitor isn't impressed and executes you on the spot for wasting his time with this nonsense. You are dead, and now have two ghosty selves, one in a jar and one here. Seems he's a little hasty on the draw when it comes to killing his fellow inquisitors, it's almost suspicious :O.
Eat all 2000 pineapples
[6] OM NOM NOM SO TASTY OH GOD MY MOUTH IT HURTS WHY DID I DO THIS WHY PAUL WHY!?!!?
help Paul defend himself
[6] You defend Paul so good that you would take a bullet for him. You prove it by shooting at Paul then diving in the way of your own bullet. You are now even more ghostly than before. Ironically that bullet you shot wouldn't have hurt Paul anyway, but logic holds no ground in this land!
I have returned. After so long being away, I have learned to Sword. As seen by my pic. This worlds in chaos, I must consult Paul.
Welcome back!
[2] You decide Paul's probably super busy and wouldn't want to see you anyway, so you don't consult him.
Unite the Berry people and lead them to their new god, Paul the Godly Pineapple
[1]
"No! The Strawberry Queen Isabel is the true savior of the berry people! Begone hedonist!" Then they banish you from their village. Well, that could've gone better.
Switch my POV to my next of kin!
[6] You find the son you never knew you had! And he's batshit crazy! And he's Poketwo! And he just got shot! Well, that was anticlimactic...
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