Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 20

Author Topic: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD - Revenge of the meta  (Read 46303 times)

Aslandus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Slowly descending into madness
    • View Profile
Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD - Revenge of the meta
« on: March 26, 2015, 06:22:10 pm »
Welcome weary travelers, to the world of Galgaria. Do what you want during your stay here, apart from one thing...

This is Paul:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Paul is a pineapple, and he would rather not be eaten. Please refrain from eating Paul.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2015, 07:42:34 pm by Aslandus »
Logged

Lyeos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Guess who isn't back
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2015, 06:30:38 pm »
Well, it does say minimalist...
Sew my own mouth shut to prevent myself from eating Paul the pineapple.
Logged
Take a closer look at this text!

Dermonster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Break the world, see what falls out.
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2015, 06:34:48 pm »
Let me show you the pineapple trick. Does anybody have a yo-yo?
Logged
I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

~Neri

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now back to our regularly scheduled bark.
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2015, 07:10:49 pm »
Quote from: Dermonster on March 26, 2015, 06:34:48 pm
Let me show you the pineapple trick. Does anybody have a yo-yo?
Hands Derm a yo-yo.

((I presume you've read Prequel?))
Logged

Magnumcannon

  • Bay Watcher
  • Deep waters don't run still
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2015, 07:18:53 pm »
Eat the pineapple for shits and giggles (And for potential destructive consequences)
Logged

Dermonster

  • Bay Watcher
  • Break the world, see what falls out.
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2015, 07:47:43 pm »
Quote from: Kevak on March 26, 2015, 07:10:49 pm
Quote from: Dermonster on March 26, 2015, 06:34:48 pm
Let me show you the pineapple trick. Does anybody have a yo-yo?
Hands Derm a yo-yo.

((I presume you've read Prequel?))

Yes.
Logged
I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

poketwo

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2015, 08:00:31 pm »
SELL PINEAPPLE TO DOWN ON HIS LUCK CHILDISH OPTOMISTIC SPONGE

Quote from: Dermonster on March 26, 2015, 07:47:43 pm
Quote from: Kevak on March 26, 2015, 07:10:49 pm
Quote from: Dermonster on March 26, 2015, 06:34:48 pm
Let me show you the pineapple trick. Does anybody have a yo-yo?
Hands Derm a yo-yo.

((I presume you've read Prequel?))

Yes.
WHATS THIS PREQUEL!?
Logged

Nunzillor

  • Guest
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2015, 08:02:46 pm »
EAT PAUL FIRST
Logged

Nidilap

  • Bay Watcher
  • Oh boy a Swooooord!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2015, 08:21:15 pm »
Quote from: Nunzillor on March 26, 2015, 08:02:46 pm
EAT PAUL FIRST

sock this sucker in the jaw. Break it so he can't chew.
Logged
Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

The Froggy Ninja

  • Bay Watcher
  • Crying on the floor due to losing my entire hoard.
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #9 on: March 26, 2015, 08:27:05 pm »
Stab Nunzillor! Begin using all my money to build defenses for Paul.
Logged

blazing glory

  • Guest
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #10 on: March 26, 2015, 08:37:24 pm »
Grab Paul and run.
Logged

Aslandus

  • Bay Watcher
  • Slowly descending into madness
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #11 on: March 26, 2015, 08:45:33 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on March 26, 2015, 06:30:38 pm
Well, it does say minimalist...
Sew my own mouth shut to prevent myself from eating Paul the pineapple.
[5] You stitch your mouth tightly shut. It barely even hurts, and Paul is happy that you would do such a thing on his behalf... Just look how happy he is:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: poketwo on March 26, 2015, 08:00:31 pm
SELL PINEAPPLE TO DOWN ON HIS LUCK CHILDISH OPTOMISTIC SPONGE

Quote from: Dermonster on March 26, 2015, 07:47:43 pm
Quote from: Kevak on March 26, 2015, 07:10:49 pm
Quote from: Dermonster on March 26, 2015, 06:34:48 pm
Let me show you the pineapple trick. Does anybody have a yo-yo?
Hands Derm a yo-yo.

((I presume you've read Prequel?))

Yes.
WHATS THIS PREQUEL!?
I haven't read it, you'll have to tell me what this trick involves before I can make it happen...

[1] One of Paul's spines dig under your finger nails and you drop him back on the table. Spongefred doesn't want anything to do with a fruit this dangerous!

Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 26, 2015, 07:18:53 pm
Eat the pineapple for shits and giggles (And for potential destructive consequences)
[2] You can't bring yourself to eat poor Paul, just look at him, why would you want to hurt him?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Nunzillor on March 26, 2015, 08:02:46 pm
EAT PAUL FIRST
[6] You are the first to take a big bite out of Paul. He is very disappointed in you, and now you have pineapple spines in your mouth.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: Nidilap on March 26, 2015, 08:21:15 pm
Quote from: Nunzillor on March 26, 2015, 08:02:46 pm
EAT PAUL FIRST

sock this sucker in the jaw. Break it so he can't chew.
[2] You stumble and fall on your face, but Paul appreciates the effort
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on March 26, 2015, 08:27:05 pm
Stab Nunzillor! Begin using all my money to build defenses for Paul.
[2] Alas, you cannot find Paul or your knife. He looks so much different than last time you saw him, but he still appreciates the thought
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Quote from: blazing glory on March 26, 2015, 08:37:24 pm
Grab Paul and run.
[2] You stumble and are unable to save poor Paul. He takes notice of your attempt though.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Logged

blazing glory

  • Guest
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #12 on: March 26, 2015, 08:49:59 pm »
Put Paul in a steel box to stop people from eating him.
Logged

Xantalos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Your Friendly Salvation
    • View Profile
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #13 on: March 26, 2015, 08:57:05 pm »
Purchase a blender.
Logged
Sig! Onol
Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Quote from: Toaster
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Nunzillor

  • Guest
Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #14 on: March 26, 2015, 08:57:46 pm »
SO HUNGRY MUST EAT
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 20
« previous next »