Tinker with and activate it. Then flag down the ship.
[2] You can't seem to get it working. The ship doesn't respond to your flagging.
Put barbed wire around the Wall of Paul
[1] You accidentally get tangled up in the barbed wire, it rips your flesh apart. Ouch.
GET THOSE VENTS SHUT AND FIND THE CREW
[1] Whoops, you accidentally opened the further. You notice the crew on the ground worshipping Paul. Son of a-
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.
[1] Paul thinks you're crazy, there's no Inquisition here and he certainly doesn't need to become Emperor, it's just a title after all
Steal "The Froggy Ninja's" Kidney. then offer it to Paul to say sorry for being a douche.
[4] Your ghostly hands can't actually steal anything from physical people, but you still apologize to Paul, and he accepts your apology.
Begin the surgery on Paul with the best anesthetic known to man and pineapple kind. Heroin. This for pul, to note.
[4] You perform surgery to remove Paul's bad bone. He's not freaking out at people anymore, but he has an extra stitch from where you removed the bone.
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.
Assist by burning everything.
[5] There wasn't any burning until you got there and most of the burnable stuff is already gone from the last time someone tried to burn everything... But you still spread fire everywhere anyway.
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.
HERESY!!!!!!
Arrest this man for shouting the word 'Heresy' too loud!
[5] You jump up through one of the open air vents in his flying dildo and arrest him. Poketwo is now in jail for disturbing the peace.
Give Paul a laptop filled to the brim with lots of weird pineapple porn.
[2] You just can't part with your precious pineapple porn.