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Author Topic: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD - Revenge of the meta  (Read 46108 times)

Aslandus

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #90 on: March 29, 2015, 12:02:40 pm »

Tinker with and activate it. Then flag down the ship.
[2] You can't seem to get it working. The ship doesn't respond to your flagging.

Put barbed wire around the Wall of Paul
[1] You accidentally get tangled up in the barbed wire, it rips your flesh apart. Ouch.

GET THOSE VENTS SHUT AND FIND THE CREW
[1] Whoops, you accidentally opened the further. You notice the crew on the ground worshipping Paul. Son of a-

Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.
[1] Paul thinks you're crazy, there's no Inquisition here and he certainly doesn't need to become Emperor, it's just a title after all

Steal "The Froggy Ninja's" Kidney. then offer it to Paul to say sorry for being a douche.
[4] Your ghostly hands can't actually steal anything from physical people, but you still apologize to Paul, and he accepts your apology.

Begin the surgery on Paul with the best anesthetic known to man and pineapple kind. Heroin. This for pul, to note.
[4] You perform surgery to remove Paul's bad bone. He's not freaking out at people anymore, but he has an extra stitch from where you removed the bone.
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Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.
Assist by burning everything.
[5] There wasn't any burning until you got there and most of the burnable stuff is already gone from the last time someone tried to burn everything... But you still spread fire everywhere anyway.
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Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.

HERESY!!!!!!
Arrest this man for shouting the word 'Heresy' too loud!
[5] You jump up through one of the open air vents in his flying dildo and arrest him. Poketwo is now in jail for disturbing the peace.

Give Paul a laptop filled to the brim with lots of weird pineapple porn.
[2] You just can't part with your precious pineapple porn.

Magnumcannon

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #91 on: March 29, 2015, 12:04:56 pm »

Free Poketwo from jail using a toothbrush and a chainsaw
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poketwo

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #92 on: March 29, 2015, 12:34:15 pm »

USE AN NEARBY ASTROPATH TO CALL THE LOCAL SUB-SECTOR GOVERNOR AND ORDER HIM TO ASSEMBLE THE NEAREST IMPERIAL GUARD REGIMENTS TO FREE ME FROM THE HERETICAL PLANET'S CUSTODY
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #93 on: March 29, 2015, 12:45:27 pm »

Free Poketwo from jail using a toothbrush and a chainsaw
"At least some servents of the emperor still exist in this Heretical madness."
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #94 on: March 29, 2015, 12:57:00 pm »

Grease up the dildo vents with pizza oil.

darkpaladin109

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #95 on: March 29, 2015, 01:28:15 pm »

Fire my pineapple laser at the jail poketwo's in.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #96 on: March 29, 2015, 04:40:20 pm »

Co-exist in Pauls body to be closer to him.
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Andres

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #97 on: March 29, 2015, 04:55:52 pm »

Tell Paul that one of the human Emperor's men imprisoned here has called for the Imperial Guard to come free him and destroy us all!
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Aslandus

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #98 on: March 29, 2015, 10:21:06 pm »

Free Poketwo from jail using a toothbrush and a chainsaw
[5] With deft maneuvering and clever sneaking you free Poketwo from his literal prison. You skip off together into the sunset.

USE AN NEARBY ASTROPATH TO CALL THE LOCAL SUB-SECTOR GOVERNOR AND ORDER HIM TO ASSEMBLE THE NEAREST IMPERIAL GUARD REGIMENTS TO FREE ME FROM THE HERETICAL PLANET'S CUSTODY
[6] You already did that remember? They sent a guy with a toothbrush to get you out. Maybe if you didn't yell at them all the time over the radio they would have put more effort into it.

Grease up the dildo vents with pizza oil.
[3] You lube up the vents in Poketwo's giant flying dildo with the grease from the pizza. It doesn't cover everything, but you got the important parts.

Fire my pineapple laser at the jail poketwo's in.
[6] You fire at the jail Poketwo is currently being freed from. You spent just a few seconds too long charging it and fire too late. The jail is turned into a smoking crater with bits of jagged metal sticking out and Poketwo is still free.
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Co-exist in Pauls body to be closer to him.
[4] You now live in one of Paul's leaves. It's more comfortable than it looks.

Tell Paul that one of the human Emperor's men imprisoned here has called for the Imperial Guard to come free him and destroy us all!
[1] Paul insists there is no human Emperor, humanity hasn't had an empire in Galgaria for over two centuries. Most humans live in small villages nowadays, much like the one you're in now.

Andres

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #99 on: March 29, 2015, 10:45:06 pm »

Use my psychic powers to show him a vision of the Emperor.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #100 on: March 30, 2015, 02:31:23 am »

No more ruler! this the time for anarchy!
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Andres

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #101 on: March 30, 2015, 04:08:44 am »

((If I can make a criticism, I think you're doing 6's wrong. A 6 is supposed to be an action so successful that it backfires somehow. With poketwo's 6, for example, you can have the IG arrive in full force but have them attack poketwo because they think it's not him because he's supposed to be in prison. With darkpaladin109's, the jail could've been exploded so hard a piece of metal flew off and stuck in his thigh. If you're using a different system that's fine and you don't have to listen to this anyway but these 6's act a lot like 2's and 3's to me.))
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #102 on: March 30, 2015, 04:16:21 am »

Take some photos of Paul and make propaganda
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #103 on: March 30, 2015, 06:21:24 am »

((If I can make a criticism, I think you're doing 6's wrong. A 6 is supposed to be an action so successful that it backfires somehow. With poketwo's 6, for example, you can have the IG arrive in full force but have them attack poketwo because they think it's not him because he's supposed to be in prison. With darkpaladin109's, the jail could've been exploded so hard a piece of metal flew off and stuck in his thigh. If you're using a different system that's fine and you don't have to listen to this anyway but these 6's act a lot like 2's and 3's to me.))
((For me, a better example is to send traitor guard regiments to me instead of loyalists, or they succumb to Paul's worship mind-control))
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Andres

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #104 on: March 30, 2015, 06:27:16 am »

((The word you're looking for is 'succumb'.))
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