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darkpaladin109

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #75 on: March 28, 2015, 03:11:24 pm »
Teach Paul how to play Yu-gi-oh.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #76 on: March 28, 2015, 04:01:52 pm »
Eat a slice of pizza. Relax in my house and watch the madness.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #77 on: March 28, 2015, 04:17:25 pm »
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on March 28, 2015, 10:00:30 am
Grab some pizza and trap Generally me Ghostbusters style.
[2] You're not really feeling hungry right now and your ghost vacuum doesn't seem to be working. Dammit, should've got the extended warranty!

Quote from: poketwo on March 28, 2015, 10:30:22 am
SEAL THE STUPID AIR-VENTS AND FIND OUT WHERE MY CREW IS AT
[2] This old imperial ship seems to have gotten a little rusty. You try to force the vents shut for so long before giving up that you don't have time to look for your crew.

Quote from: Lyeos on March 28, 2015, 12:54:03 pm
Just wait until my sentence has been served.
[5] You wait so good that they let you out early for good behavior. "They" of course meaning you since it's your prison...

Quote from: Nidilap on March 28, 2015, 12:56:57 pm
Ask Paul if he wants the bad bone removed. I'm a surgeon, yknow.
[4] You ask Paul if he'd like you to get the bone out of his side, and he accepts.

Quote from: Generally me on March 28, 2015, 01:22:13 pm
Quote from: The Froggy Ninja on March 28, 2015, 10:00:30 am
Grab some pizza and trap Generally me Ghostbusters style.
Use interprative dance to convey my dismay at this while dancing away... Majestically
[3] You do a little jig and dodge away from the dodgy capture device... dodgily...

Quote from: Magnumcannon on March 28, 2015, 02:53:20 pm
Give Paul an army of small Pauls
[4] You summon an army of smaller Pauls to protect Paul. Glory to the Paul army!
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Quote from: darkpaladin109 on March 28, 2015, 03:11:24 pm
Teach Paul how to play Yu-gi-oh.
[1] You try to explain the rules of the game but you can't keep him from peeking at his deck. Stupid "heart of the cards".

Quote from: Yoink on March 28, 2015, 04:01:52 pm
Eat a slice of pizza. Relax in my house and watch the madness.
[6] You accidentally eat two slices of pizza the size of your torso and get a stomach ache from eating too much. You can't even enjoy the madness going on around you. :(
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #78 on: March 28, 2015, 04:34:51 pm »
Tinker with and activate it. Then flag down the ship.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2015, 06:05:01 pm by The Froggy Ninja »
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #79 on: March 28, 2015, 04:39:43 pm »
Put barbed wire around the Wall of Paul
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2015, 04:53:13 pm »
GET THOSE VENTS SHUT AND FIND THE CREW
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #81 on: March 28, 2015, 05:02:56 pm »
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.
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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #82 on: March 28, 2015, 05:48:35 pm »
Steal "The Froggy Ninja's" Kidney. then offer it to Paul to say sorry for being a douche.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #83 on: March 28, 2015, 08:19:49 pm »
Begin the surgery on Paul with the best anesthetic known to man and pineapple kind. Heroin. This for pul, to note.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #84 on: March 28, 2015, 08:21:52 pm »
Quote from: Andres on March 28, 2015, 05:02:56 pm
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.
Assist by burning everything.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #85 on: March 28, 2015, 08:28:11 pm »
Quote from: Andres on March 28, 2015, 05:02:56 pm
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.

HERESY!!!!!!
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #86 on: March 29, 2015, 12:12:58 am »
Quote from: poketwo on March 28, 2015, 08:28:11 pm
Quote from: Andres on March 28, 2015, 05:02:56 pm
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.

HERESY!!!!!!
Arrest this man for shouting the word 'Heresy' too loud!
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #87 on: March 29, 2015, 12:16:23 am »
Quote from: poketwo on March 28, 2015, 08:28:11 pm
Quote from: Andres on March 28, 2015, 05:02:56 pm
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.

HERESY!!!!!!
I wonder if the Emperor of Pineapplekind will be able to beat the Emperor of Mankind in a fight.
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Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on October 08, 2014, 07:19:36 pm
All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #88 on: March 29, 2015, 07:12:39 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on March 29, 2015, 12:12:58 am
Quote from: poketwo on March 28, 2015, 08:28:11 pm
Quote from: Andres on March 28, 2015, 05:02:56 pm
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.

HERESY!!!!!!
Arrest this man for shouting the word 'Heresy' too loud!
NOT ONLY ARE YOU ONE OF THE MOST HERETICAL HERETICS,  BUT YOU ARE NOT EVEN THE REAL LYEOS.



Quote from: Andres on March 29, 2015, 12:16:23 am
Quote from: poketwo on March 28, 2015, 08:28:11 pm
Quote from: Andres on March 28, 2015, 05:02:56 pm
Convince Paul that he needs to unleash his latent power and become the Emperor or else the Inquisition will come and burn us all.

HERESY!!!!!!
I wonder if the Emperor of Pineapplekind will be able to beat the Emperor of Mankind in a fight.
OF COURSE THE EMPEROR WILL WIN, HE HOLDS OFF ALL THE CHAOS GODS!!!!!! AND HAS IMMENSE AMOUNT OF WORSHIP, THAT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT TO BE POWERFUL WITHOUT BEING INSANE IN THE WARP.
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Re: Don't eat the pineapple minimalist RTD
« Reply #89 on: March 29, 2015, 08:39:09 am »
Give Paul a laptop filled to the brim with lots of weird pineapple porn.
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