And also also if it's considered incest in-universe to date your summoned fighter person"
The self-ship slowly surfs, simply sailing seas. It was bobbing along, way too happy with being alone. Suddenly, a massive shadow approaches from thousands upon thousands of leagues under the sea! In ever direction, the ocean turns black as far as the eye can see. The sailors on the ship look around in horror, holding their own hands or hugging themselves tightly. But it is no use. The shadow continues rising, causing waves the size of skyscrapers as mountain like tentacles fling themselves into the air. It is the mighty Kraken! More tentacles appear, hundreds upon hundreds bursting high into the air as if to seize the sun above them. One lifts up the ship, the sound of the iron-like wood cracking as it squeezes. Men fall off with splinters, screaming last goodbyes to their loves. "Tell me I love me!", "If only I could see myself one last time...", "I have a me and three me's at home! I can't die here!"
The ship is brought to the center of the tentacles. Standing on something-as if on water, was Karma with his hands in his pockets. He looks at the ship with a dissapointed look on his face. A tentacle bursts out from under him-smaller then the rest-and enters one of the cracks in the hull. It pulls out a single man, holding him by his ankle, as it brought it in front of Karma. Karma deliberately takes one of his hands out of his pocket and backhands this man.
"Hiroshi...this has to stop. It is getting kind of pathetic. And that is coming from me. It is time to end this."He states, shaking his head. The tentacle behind the two suddenly contracts, fully cutting the ship in half now. More tentacles appear, lifting it high above them. In the sky it was torn to splinters by hords of tentacles, like maggots on a rotten carcass. When there was nothing left, the tentacles drag each and ever piece under water, where they where placed into the deepest trenches of the ocean under separate rocks.
Then, like a rocket, the tentacle around Hiroshiadshis's ankle flies into the air at the speed of sound. It releases him as it approaches its full height, no doubt hundreds of meters into the air. The man goes flying into outer space, as below him the tentacles each pull out an individual gun....