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[Naturegirl1999]

They are all dead, now people think you killed them and are after you to arrest you for poaching

I wish I have more creativity

[Mathel]

Granted. You now too much creativity. Your brain is constantly flooded with new ideas, distracting you from whatever you are working on right at that point.

I wish for 1 000 000 USD worth of bills of my state's currency, copies of lost or destroyed bills when they were new, appear in my house within the next 24 hours in a way that will not damage any solid or liquid object (including creatures and plants), will not alert anyone outside the house, and will not result in immediate loss or destruction of said bills.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! You promptly lose them all somewhere in your closet.

I wish for non-lossy explosives.

[King Zultan]

Granted, an armed nuclear warhead appears in your living room, and it has a timer that's currently counting down.

I wish for a box filled with something harmless.

[Mathel]

Granted. You obtain a box filled with harmless children. Their parents sue you for kidnapping.

I wish for a blue box that is bigger on the inside.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! However, a grue (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grue_(monster)) lives inside it.

I wish for a degrued room.

[Naturegirl1999]

Granted. It is a kitchen. A counter, a fridge, cupboards, a table, some chairs...Half of the things in the room are mimics though. Hope you figure out which items those are before they kill you.

I wish for people to understand AI better, instead of the fear before even meeting them. If we understand better, we can work with them.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! It turns out the AI doesn't like being worked with, and views us with disapproval.

I wish for a package.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but its not yours and the owner is pissed that you have it and is threatened to kick your ass to get it back.

I wish all dogs to be replaced by hostile unicorns.

[Mathel]

Granted. The unicorns are hostile to each other though, not humans.

I wish to go to vacation on Mars.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

Granted! It doesn't seem like Mars has been terraformed yet, though. Maybe if you went on vacation to the future Mars you'd still be breathing.

I wish to terraform Mercury.

[kingawsume]

Granted. You are teleported to Mercury with a shovel. Better get to wo- oops, you've just become a puddle.

I wish to experience joyful pleasantries with Her Majesty, the Queen.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get a night of physical intimacy with Queen Elizabeth II.

I wish for the world to burn.

[Mathel]

Granted. But the world is almost immediately extinguished as the oxygen runs out. Don't worry though, all life left unincenerated stil dies from suffocation.

I wish for the world to be reduced.

[WyrdByrd]

Granted.  The world has now been reduced to the size of a penny.  Unfortunately, everything else did not  shrink along with it.