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[Mathel]

Granted. You get 10 Gg of zebras. It is a single, giant zebra, standing. Due to its size, it dies from circulatory failiure.
When if falls over, it crushes much of the area you live in.

I wish for a single tame normal-sized zebra, which I legally own.

[crazyabe]

Granted- its currently in the middle of Africa with a herd of normal zebra- go get it.


I wish I had a Zebra steak, medium rare with an order of poached eggs.

[Sir Elventide]

Granted. You don't get to eat it though as you are eaten by a lion.

I wish someone would create a Destroy the Godmodder thread already.

[A_Curious_Cat]

Already granted.  Unfortunately, it ground to a halt back in November.

I wish to have myomeres.  Nice juicy myomeres salvaged from the corpse of a dead salmon, rubbed with lemon pepper spices and grilled to perfection.

[crazyabe]

Granted- You had those Myomeres, but as you are a dead salmon they have been removed and cooked.


I wish I had a wish

[Mathel]

Granted. You just wasted it.

I wish for 500 1cm^3 gold cubes.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they are placed in a safe for protection and in order to make sure no one can steel them the combination has been discarded and the handle and nob have been removed.

I wish for all dogs to be replaced with little zebras.

[Secretdorf]

Granted, but all zebras are replaced with puppies.

I wish my phone's battery can be charged in a second.

[hops]

Granted. Your phone battery's maximum charge is low enough that it can only hold 1 second's worth of power.

I wish for a nice sandwich.

[Mathel]

Granted. Your sandwich looks really nice. But it is inedible.

I wish for 47 tasty loaves of bread.

[King Zultan]

Granted, they're all waiting for you down at the supermarket and all you have to do to get them is to buy them.

I wish for 47 living loaves of bread.

[Iris]

Granted. The loaves get up to all sorts of wacky hijinks, and in a few minutes your kitchen looks like a scene taken straight out of I am Bread.

I wish for the ability to actually make a decent forum game for longer than a couple pages.

[hops]

Granted. You know what, The Boss says I'm not supposed to give uncorrupted wishes, but here, have this one from me because running a longterm forum game is already its own Sisyphean hell.

I wish to not be fired from GenieCorp.

[Mathel]

Granted. But your pay is reduced by 26 000 USD per month.

I wish for the power to control thunder.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you can control thunder but only when it's storming and there's lighting.

I wish for a 55 gallon drum filled with gold.