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[Naturegirl1999]

Granted.  The world has now been reduced to the size of a penny.  Unfortunately, everything else did not  shrink along with it.

I make this mistake too. Your lack of a wish causes the excess magic to form what used to be on Earth into a new planet.

I wish Spore took place in reality, with our real solar systems intertwined with the solar systems of the various game galaxies

[Mathel]

Granted. Earth soon gets invaded by various monsterous species made by users.

I wish for an ion cannon.

[King Zultan]

Granted, you get your "Ion Cannon" upon looking at it you find that it's a T-shirt cannon that is loaded with T-shirts for the ION Television channel.

I wish for a talking zebra.

[ArchimedesWojak]

Granted, but your zebra speaks in moon runes

I wish that i didn't have the flu

[Mathel]

Granted. Your flu has been replaced with ebola.

I wish to delete all diseases of the ArchimediesWojak.

[Dunamisdeos]

All bacteria has been deleted from ArchimedesWojak. All potential cancer cells has been deleted from AW as well, leaving precious little biomatter behind.

I wish for some Nerds Rope.

[ArchimedesWojak]

Granted but it's the 400mg weed edible that almost killed Ted (No i dont watch this cringe) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G70-Bp6kHGU

I wish for a liberal president

[Dunamisdeos]

You get a 78 year old politician. Thanks, I hate it.

I wish we had Obamabot MkII, a new model of socialist android overlord. Service Pack 1.

[King Zultan]

Granted, but you should have wished for service pack 2 as service pack 1 has a bug that causes it to be fascist instead of socialist.

I wish for all politicians to be replaced by zebras.

[Mathel]

Granted. All politics get replaced by zebra antics, and in lack of real leadership, zebra riding warlords arise.

I wish for the warlord who wins here to be wise.

[crazyabe]

Granted, his name is John wisemun- he can’t read, nor do high school maths, but is a literal giant among men.


I wish for people to start wishing here again.

[ArchimedesWojak]

Wish Granted. The wish it's self is already corrupt

I wish for the ability to manipulate time and space.

[Magmacube_tr]

You destroy space-time continuum.

I wish I has hazelnut flavored coffee.

[crazyabe]

Granted- it tastes like the shell.

I wish I had a lifetimes supply of Mexican food.

[King Zultan]

Granted, it comes from Chipotle, hope you like food poisoning.

I wish for ten thousand tons of zebras!