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[Stirk]

Granted. You caused global warming, Al Gore brains you with an axe.

I wish that the next user would put thier wish before the response.

[TalonisWolf]

I wish Stirk didn't wreck the threads status quo.

Granted, Stirk.

[NathanBros]

Granted, threads never had status quo.

I wish a garden party.

[TankKit]

Granted. Everyone gets a cold.

I wish dragons become more popular because I think they're awesome.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted, they're incredibly popular now and appear in every movie, book and game now. You, however, have grown annoyed of them by seeing them so often.

I wish the screen of my laptop worked once more.

[S34N1C]

Granted. It works almost flawlessly, but there's a dead pixel. Just one

I wish you could play ps3 games on the ps4

[Lord_lemonpie]

Granted, a ps3 is glued on top of every ps4 so you can remain playing ps3 games.

I wish I could write a quality geographic essay in three minutes.

[TankKit]

Granted, they're incredibly popular now and appear in every movie, book and game now. You, however, have grown annoyed of them by seeing them so often.

I wish the screen of my laptop worked once more.

Lol I would NEVER get bored of seeing them, they're fricking AWESOME!

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, a ps3 is glued on top of every ps4 so you can remain playing ps3 games.

I wish I could write a quality geographic essay in three minutes.

Granted, you have written a paper so through, so accessible, that anyone reads it knows every... about the geography of Middle Earth, making you a laughingstock in the scientific community.

[Dunamisdeos]

GRANTED. Dunamisdeos makes a wish FOR you since you didn't make one yourself and now your head is a very ripe banana.

I wish for a pizza button that summons pizza.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, it summons Pizza the Hutt, who promptly makes you a Slave Dancer.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to wish.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Your wish has already been granted. Wishception.

I wish I could shapeshift freely.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted, you can now shapeshift freely into the form of your creepy uncle Ted.

I wish Uncle Ted was somewhat less creepy.

[Ibid Straydrink]

Granted, you can now shapeshift freely into the form of your creepy uncle Ted.

I wish Uncle Ted was somewhat less creepy.

Wish granted. Your corruption of my last wish has been redacted, as my uncle Ted no longer exists.

I wish you would stop screwing around and just grant my wish...

[Ultimuh]

Granted, your wish for DolosusDoleus to not screw around has been granted. DolosusDoleus shall stay a Virgin forever.


I wish people would be more clear about what they wish for.