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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22965 on: November 29, 2016, 09:04:13 pm »

Granted. It's a metaphoric piece of garbage, and you can't even run the operative system without it freezing up.

I wish my computer didn't heat up so much.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22966 on: November 29, 2016, 10:58:08 pm »




I wish it was still last year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22967 on: November 30, 2016, 02:10:02 am »

Granted. Now we have to sit through this entire goddamned year a second time before we can move on.

I wish to enter a meaningful, intimate relationship with someone who loves me as much as I love her.
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Shoruke

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22968 on: November 30, 2016, 11:25:24 am »

Granted, you are now dating someone who hates your guts. You hate her too, but you can't break it off because it's an arranged marriage.

I wish for adorable pictures of kitten paws!
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Maegil

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22969 on: November 30, 2016, 11:53:06 am »

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What does Maegil have in common with a frag grenade?
Answer: does not suffer fools gladly.

Your friendly mysanthropic machete-toting sail-sailing sailor nut job.
Also, a Serial Editor. Just in case, do check my previous post to see if I didn't change or added to it. I do that, a lot...

Eric Blank

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22970 on: November 30, 2016, 03:32:26 pm »

Granted. The world is a better place, but everyone kinda blames you anyway

I wish to be rid of my own cowardice
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22971 on: November 30, 2016, 04:58:28 pm »

Granted. You can't be a coward if you are dead, right?

I wish for more cake.
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TalonisWolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22972 on: November 30, 2016, 05:58:13 pm »

Granted. Cake is a lie, ergo you get more lies.

I wish for a C.A.K.ETM
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Twinwolf

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22973 on: December 12, 2016, 10:17:11 pm »

Granted. You get a C.A.K.E.TM. I would explain the acronym, but to do so would be to break forum guidelines.

I wish that I did not get intrusive advertisements while browsing the internet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22974 on: December 13, 2016, 01:37:37 am »

Granted. Every website is now barricaded by paywalls, because they cannot make revenue from ads.

I wish radio advertisers wouldn't ruin Christmas songs for the sake of their ads
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22975 on: December 13, 2016, 03:17:39 am »

Granted, now all Christmas decorations have ads instead.

I wish advertisements were not a necessary evil. And Neither would paywalls of any kind.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22976 on: December 14, 2016, 01:25:15 pm »

Granted, they are now uneccessary evils that our moustache-twirling capitalist overlords decide to use regardless.

I wish we had a perfect system of government.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22977 on: December 16, 2016, 07:01:12 pm »

Granted. We all die.

I wish scottish fold kittens didn't look so sad.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22978 on: December 16, 2016, 07:27:23 pm »

Granted. They look kinda creepy instead. *note: does not know how scottish fold kittens look.

I wish that teachers would realize homework wasn't very helpful to students.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #22979 on: December 16, 2016, 07:39:50 pm »

Granted. They still give you homework anyway.

I wish to be rid of this cold weather
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