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[TalonisWolf]

Granted, it appears with someone with murderous tendencies at the helm. You did not last long afterwards...

Since my last wish turned me into an Asylum with no one to talk to, I wish for sane visitors to come and appreciate the glory of I, the Sentient Asylum^TM!

[S34N1C]

Granted. As the worlds first sentient building, you are put on display in a museum, and many people come to gawk at you. I'm sure some of them are appreciative of your glory.


I wish I didn't have to take my finals.

[TalonisWolf]

Granted, the stress of the upcoming Finals drives you insane. You are sent to the Sentient Asylum^TM to make the exhibit more realistic. I enjoying making the power in your cell go off and on at random to make people come and gawk at you.

I wish for my presence to spread from the asylum to the museum surrounding me.

[Shoruke]

Granted, you are now the living museum^TM which contains a normal asylum. The asylum is removed, and you are put in a bigger museum on display so people can gawk at you.

I wish to ace my midterm on Monday.

[Eric Blank]

Granted. But the instructor fails you anyway because of a petty argument.

I wish I could understand calculus and pass this goddamn class.

[S34N1C]

Granted, you have a perfect understanding of calculus! However, this class is damned by god, so it takes place in hell.


I wish intro to sociology wasn't so fucking boring.

[Shoruke]

Granted, your Intro to Sociology class is now brutally hard. You don't have time to hold a job or spend time with anyone because you're so busy doing homework.

I wish the Steam version of Final Fantasy VI didn't have such crappy sprites and User Interface. 

[Maegil]

Granted. The latest - and final patch breaks the game, now it's unplayable.

I wish Steam would patch the old games in their catalogue so they'd work on modern computers.

[Shoruke]

Granted, but they also narrowed down their definition of "modern" to mean "the most recent". Every time a new PC comes out, you'll have to buy it to play your old games. So that's gonna be, like, a few thousand dollars per week...

I'm feeling tired today, so I wish for coffee. Tasty coffee.

[Maegil]

Granted. You get half a litre of my morning coffee. I assure you, it absolutely has taste.

I wish I didn't feel like a zombie all morning and get headaches in the afternoon when I don't get to drink my half-litre mug of morning coffee.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, now you feel like a neanderthal all morning instead. You know what? you ARE a Neanderthal, ALL Day 24/7 now.

I wish I lived in simpler times, of course, I am well aware that my mortality would be higher.. But at least it will be less stressful than in these days.. hopefully..

[Shoruke]

Granted, you now live in a post-apocalyptic nuclear wasteland. It's much simpler because everything's gone! So you simply dehydrate to death in a couple days. (you were right about mortality being higher  )

I wish to have the American nuclear launch codes, without the Americans knowing.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you now know them. You are however mute, blind, deaf and paralyzed from the neck down. So you are unable to do anything with them.

I wish for nothing.

[Maegil]

You get cake.

I wish the new graphics card hadn't been so expensive.

[S34N1C]

Granted. It only cost $5, and is made of cardboard.


I wish my computer wasn't a literal piece of garbage.