Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, your space station has no way of actually getting into orbit, and the entrance hatch is sealed shut, so it's pretty much scrap metal.

I wish for absolute nothingness - that is, I want everything to permanently vanish.

[AzyWng]

I wish for a glass of water.

[Doubloon-Seven]

You get some water from Flint, Michigan.

I wish for many potatoes.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted, everything is now potatoes.

I wish for more wishes.

[Doubloon-Seven]

You get as many wishes as there are numbers. While attempting to comprehend this, your head explodes under the volume of information.

I wish for an uncorrupt politician.

[Ultimuh]

You never mentioned what sort of corruption, but yes. Granted.
The USA now has a leading politician with no intention of lying or taking bribes.
Too bad he's corrupted by Nurgle instad, and seeks to pursue Chaos agenda.
And even more unfortunately, he's succeeding.



I wish the Imperium of Man would never found out about this.
Would not want any Exterminatus of our beloved planet.

[Rethi-Eli]

Reference not understood, but I'll certainly try.

Your wish is granted, but Exterminatus of your beloved planet happens anyways, as a dimensional rift opens up, through which the Imperium of Xefulghorkinol enter.

They promptly bring about the Exterminatus of your beloved planet.

I wish to never be out of the loop again.

[S34N1C]

Granted, you now know everything. See above what happens to someone who tries to comprehend infinity


I wish my head was incapable of exploding, so I could comprehend infinity

[Rethi-Eli]

Wish granted!

You comprehend infinity and have an infinite amount of heart attacks.

I wish that I become immune to pain.

[Ultimuh]

Granted, you are unable to feel pain.
You have what is medically called congenital analgesia.


I wish Rethi-Eli would understand WH40K references.

[Rethi-Eli]

Err...

Wish not granted

[Dunamisdeos]

WISH GRANTED. You may now only commit errors. All instructions given to you are performed in opposite of their intent.

I wish for global domination.

[DolosusDoleus]

Granted, the world is now under the complete control of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.

I wish that I was batman.

[Rethi-Eli]

Granted, the world is now under the complete control of the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea.

I wish that I was batman.

Wish granted. You watched your parents get shot in front of you as a young child, and now you're constantly bombarded with suicidal thoughts.

Also, you aren't real.

I wish that I had gills!

[Eric Blank]

Granted, but they're really ichy and bugs keep trying to crawl in them and get stuck in your throat.

I wish I had more time to do the things I want to do.