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[TD1]

Granted. No skill level increases at all, throughout the game. You can pass through walls and just go past obstacles. In short, the game is now a walk in a virtual world. Have fun!

I wish that I was crowned His Malevolence, King Th4DwArfY1 The Terrible.

[Helgoland]

Introducing: Joseph-Ignace Guillotin and his marvellous machine!

I wish for tulips.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, but the roses get jealous and you don't survive the ensuing flower power war

I wish I had time to steal time from the timemaster so I could control time.

(Tawarochir, thanks for corrupting my wish the way I intended it)

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
you stopped time it self.

I wish for an bushfire to completely burn down the corrupters of this wish home

[Lyeos]

Granted, it burns whoever corrupted the wish home, which as it turns out was you.

I wish for more good villain songs.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted.

I wish to be the world's GM.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
the villain songs cause anyone that hears it to turn to stone.

I wish for some ASP to die

[Lyeos]

Granted, an accelerated snake plane dies over your home, falling on your roof and killing you.

I wish for a plane, unlimited jet fuel, and many, many incendiary devices that would only detonate to destroy the target I choose.

[Alev]

Granted. You get an infinite flat surface, covered in fuel, and you are standing there. Also, you decide you want to destroy the fuel, so enjoy burning.

I wish for an alpaca hat.
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[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
however the pliots are kittens that crash the plane because they can't drive planes.

I wish that  ice cream was legal

[blazing glory]

I wish to be the world's GM.

Granted,but all 6 billion players bring your game off the rails.

I wish for an alpaca hat.

Granted,your hat is a alpaca,your spine can't support the weight and snaps.

I wish that  ice cream was legal

Granted but it's horrible ice cream so nobody cares.

I wish for a perfect haircut.

[wer6]

Granted, however, you are dropped in a local African tribe that scalps outsiders.

I wish for a knife

[jaxy15]

Granted. There is now a knife in your gut.

I wish for a 3DS.

[TD1]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish dogs couldn't wag their tails.

[Tawa]

Granted. The rest of your mouth does instead.

I wish for the Official Leverage Role-Playing Game system PDF for free.