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[nomoetoe]

Granted, you pirated it. You monster.

I wish for Vis a naktu a die!

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, his death is short and unimaginative.

I wish for a grenade.

_{If you say it blows me up, so help me God it shall do the same to you}

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Granted. It blows you and only you up.
Forever and ever no take-backsies.

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I wish teeth were easier to brush & floss.

[blazing glory]

Granted,your given dentures,now you can take them out and clean them!

I wish for motivation to update.

[Lyeos]

Granted.
Update or I'll loose a rabid tiger in your house and lock all of the doors.

I wish for the Earth to turn to ash.

[Worldmaster27]

Granted. Earth is now named Ash, in honor of pokemon.

I wish for amazing story telling skills.

[~Neri]

Granted, you now also get the same permanent migraine that I do that came with mine. Welcome to the migraine storyteller club, population: you and me.

I wish for opossums.

[Lyeos]

Granted, you get rabid opossums in your clothes.

I wish for more Morrowind!

[~Neri]

Granted, you you now your character and are being accosted by CHIM.

I wish I could internet in the shower so I could both update my games and shower at the same time.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
there is an good reason why you shouldn't take computers near any body of water.

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes without any risk of corruption and I can and will wish for anything I want only by writing on any sort of paper using any pencils or pens (I always have at least 10 pencils and 250 papers with me) and my wish will be granted within seconds of me writing the wish and I die or suffer an fate worse than death or be wiped out of existence or anyone else have this power or what ever else (because I have an patent that lasts forever on that) you call it or lose this power or have it disabled or be kidnapped because of this wish or be forced confined anywhere or be the target of attacks (terrorist's attack and flame comments are just two examples) because of this wish and I legally have this power and do not give me an corruption that requires any stupidity and I have this power in real life and no twisting or changing definitions of words to corrupt this wish and all I need to have this wish to came true is to wish for this wish. No denials of this wish and no stealing this wish and read the whole wish first.

[Lyeos]

Granted, because of the wording of this wish, which is not protected against corruptions, you are brutally murdered after being unable to move or eat for three thousand years by terrorists, after your wish is disabled and granted to everyone else.
Alternatively, you lose the ability to use your hands or legs, so no writing for you.

I wish for more wishes from other people.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Granted,
they wish for you to give my use of hands and legs back.

I for an bowl of healthy food

[NAV]

You're terribly allergic to it.

I with for a 7 sided die.

[Tawa]

Granted, but the entire Necrothreat thread and all quotes from it are torn to atoms to build your die's non-euclidean geometry.

I wish I was a tier 1 wizardruidcleric.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Granted, in your fist adventure you are ambushed by a million Giant spiders.

I wish for authors to write faster